THISPARTYISNSFW (3:21:28 PM):I need to really kill it with women for the next few years
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:21:33 PM):So I can teach my son to do the same
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:21:47 PM):So when he has a son, he can sit him on his lap when he is 5 years old and say
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:07 PM):“Son, this butterfly knife has been passed down through the generations between Manibusans. It is a symbol of our ability to woo women. It belonged to me, and my father, and my father’s father.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:20 PM):“Now it is yours.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:33 PM):And I will be standing over my son’s shoulder as a ghost.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:36 PM):Arms crossed.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:38 PM):Shaking my head.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:56 PM):Like, “Maximum, why would you give a 5 year old a butterfly knife?”
My father’s father