Ode to Greene

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:19 PM): dawg, this ashley greene bitch

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:30 PM): who dat?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:39 PM): some bitch from twilight apparently

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:46 PM): sup witter

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:52 PM): i’d hit it.

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:58 PM): lemme google

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): oh, shit

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): me too

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:15 PM): haha

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:23 PM): like tim allen

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:25 PM): UUUUHNNN???

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:52 PM): shall we haiku?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:00 PM): we shall

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): ashley greene, you bitch
good thing you did twilight, dawg
i’m going to take half

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:42 PM): HAHAHA

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:44 PM): okay lemme see

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:36:11 PM): I didn’t watch it
Twilight is fucking gay, dawg
But I would wreck that.

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:38:19 PM): dope in a one piece
she’s shotgun in my countach
contemplate that shit

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:38:32 PM): hahahaha fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:38:40 PM): that ain’t a onepiece though, dawg

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:38:43 PM): she ain’t wearin’ nothin

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:38:47 PM): I KNOW

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:38:52 PM): OMG

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:27 PM): so why is the focus of that faggot series on that average ass bitch?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:28 PM): and not her?

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:41:30 PM): i wish i knew

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:41:44 PM): she could win it a point or two on the no homo scale

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:50 PM): yeah for real

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:46:45 PM): http://www.crazynfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kristen-stewart.jpg

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:46:47 PM): who the fuck

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:46:49 PM): gives a fuck

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:46:51 PM): about her?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:47:00 PM): how fucking average is that bitch?

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:47:07 PM): i see prettier girls at school

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:47:09 PM): like, who the fuck was casting

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:47:11 PM): and thought

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:47:22 PM): oh, we have this DOPE bitch…supporting role

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:47:27 PM): OH YOU’RE AVERAGE. LEAD.