Ode to Kristen Bell

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:38:49 PM): time to haiku?

gochrisuniverse (7:38:56 PM): fuck yeah, it’s time to haik’

gochrisuniverse (7:39:01 PM): you do the honors first

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:39:13 PM): Kristen Bell, oh god
The things I would do to you.
You have no idea.

gochrisuniverse (7:39:21 PM): hahahaha

gochrisuniverse (7:40:29 PM): ode to kristen bell
put a baby in that ass
let me see that smile

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:40:38 PM): hahahah

gochrisuniverse (8:06:06 PM): never forget, dawg
forgetting sarah marshall
you can thank kristen

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:06:14 PM): hahaha

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:06:39 PM): we need that book deal

gochrisuniverse (8:06:55 PM): tried to suck the tip
i would have let her do it
then do mila, dawg

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:04 PM): hahahahaha

gochrisuniverse (8:07:12 PM): i love that scene

gochrisuniverse (8:07:19 PM): she’s all, “get hard for me baby!”

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:27 PM): hahahah i know

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:32 PM): i woulda been like

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:34 PM): done

gochrisuniverse (8:07:37 PM): hahahahaha

gochrisuniverse (8:07:40 PM): i woulda’ been like

gochrisuniverse (8:07:53 PM): “i already came. a couple minutes before you even opened your beautiful fucking whore mouth”

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:21 PM): hahahahaha

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:31 PM): i’d put the pussy on a pedestal, dawg

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:36 PM): wouldn’t be able to help it

gochrisuniverse (8:08:42 PM): i can’t hate that

gochrisuniverse (8:08:50 PM): i’d wake her up in the middle of the night

gochrisuniverse (8:08:53 PM): just so her eye goes lazy

gochrisuniverse (8:08:57 PM): and then be like

gochrisuniverse (8:09:00 PM): aw baby, that’s so cute

gochrisuniverse (8:09:03 PM): and mean it

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:43 PM): we’re so fucking sensitive

gochrisuniverse (8:09:57 PM): the way to be