FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:18 PM):my new roommate better realize he’s going to be living with a future internet celebrity
gochrisuniverse (2:58:51 PM):not to mention renowned cocaine connoisseur
gochrisuniverse (2:58:56 PM):and future club venue owner
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:59 PM):serious
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:04 PM):and enjoyer of fine beers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:13 PM):i’m rollin’ in there with two expensive ass six packs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:16 PM):do i give him one?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:18 PM):hayull no
gochrisuniverse (2:59:24 PM):unless
gochrisuniverse (2:59:27 PM):unless he’s legit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:31 PM):exactly
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:36 PM):plus he’s underage
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:41 PM):johnny law’s on my back as it is
gochrisuniverse (2:59:48 PM):yeah, fuck
gochrisuniverse (3:00:02 PM):after we found out pablo was a narc
gochrisuniverse (3:00:07 PM):don’t know who we can trust
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:00:10 PM):exactly
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:00:14 PM):this dude’s name is carlos
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:00:18 PM):carlos ventura
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:00:21 PM):he fits the profile
gochrisuniverse (3:00:28 PM):damn
gochrisuniverse (3:00:33 PM):it can go one of two ways;
gochrisuniverse (3:01:00 PM):you can either walk in and he’s doin’ a line off the lower-back of a bushy haired bombshell with the blinds barely cracked
gochrisuniverse (3:01:09 PM):or he can be a double-fucking-agent
gochrisuniverse (3:01:38 PM):imagine you drive up to the building
gochrisuniverse (3:01:48 PM):you see a ferrari in the reserved parking
gochrisuniverse (3:01:52 PM):you go up to your room
gochrisuniverse (3:01:54 PM):say what’s up
gochrisuniverse (3:02:01 PM):“any idea who’s ferrari that is?”
gochrisuniverse (3:02:04 PM):and carlos goes,
gochrisuniverse (3:02:10 PM):“yeah… mine.”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:02:20 PM):i’d throw him a beer immediately
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