1988 Draft of Life

gochrisuniverse (4:10:54 PM): what if the birthing process was like a draft?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:18 PM): HAHAHA

gochrisuniverse (4:11:37 PM): you’d have families like

gochrisuniverse (4:11:41 PM): dumping their lives

gochrisuniverse (4:11:44 PM): to get the first pick

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:49 PM): HAHAHA

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:00 PM): trading away mad shit to get the first pick

gochrisuniverse (4:12:16 PM): or trading the rights to the first pick for mad shit

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:20 PM): hahaha

gochrisuniverse (4:14:16 PM): bud selig walks up to the podium

gochrisuniverse (4:14:29 PM): “with the #4 pick in the 1988 baby draft”

gochrisuniverse (4:14:41 PM): “the santos’ are now on the clock”

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:14:47 PM): hahahahaha

gochrisuniverse (4:14:49 PM): comes back

gochrisuniverse (4:15:16 PM): “there has been a trade; the reale’s have traded their selection rights to the 16th and 43rd picks for the #4 pick”

gochrisuniverse (4:15:23 PM): “and with that pick, they select ian thomas reale”

gochrisuniverse (4:15:27 PM): crowd goes nuts

gochrisuniverse (4:15:38 PM): mel kiper jr comes on to tell us your stats

gochrisuniverse (4:15:54 PM): “great blind-side blocker his senior year in the womb”

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:15:58 PM): i’d definitely be the number one pick.

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:16:22 PM): possibility i might slip to #2 because they might be afraid of my agent

gochrisuniverse (4:16:34 PM): hahahaha boras

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:16:38 PM): of course haha

gochrisuniverse (4:17:06 PM): i was a value pick at #10

gochrisuniverse (4:17:10 PM): ’cause jerry maguire is my agent

gochrisuniverse (4:17:12 PM): and he didn’t rep well

gochrisuniverse (4:17:28 PM): he wanted too much MOOOOOOOONEY

gochrisuniverse (4:17:33 PM): james went undrafted

gochrisuniverse (4:17:36 PM): :-(

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:17:37 PM): HAHA

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:17:46 PM): he was a sandwich round pick

gochrisuniverse (4:17:50 PM): hahahahaha

gochrisuniverse (4:18:31 PM): james couldn’t make it to the draft

gochrisuniverse (4:18:33 PM): ’cause his mom had work

gochrisuniverse (4:18:35 PM): and couldn’t drive him

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:38 PM): hahahaha

gochrisuniverse (4:18:45 PM): hahahahahahahaha, his mom couldn’t drive him to get birthed by her… self

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:56 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:14 PM): i just laughed so hard i farted

gochrisuniverse (4:19:18 PM): hahahahahahahaha

gochrisuniverse (4:19:24 PM): i just confused the shit out of myself, in all honesty

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:32 PM): hahaha that’s why i laughed

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:33 PM): i was like

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:37 PM): wtf is he trying to say

gochrisuniverse (4:19:41 PM): hahahahahahahahahha

gochrisuniverse (4:19:43 PM): my face

gochrisuniverse (4:19:45 PM): hahahahahahaha

gochrisuniverse (4:19:46 PM): it hurts

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:55 PM): hahahaha

1988 Draft of Life

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