[20:54] gochrisuniverse: you playin’ 2k10 huh? [20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yep [20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: explain to me how i have a 2.06 era but a 3-3 record? [20:57] gochrisuniverse: what if prostitution was our national past-time? [20:57] gochrisuniverse: bitches havin’ an earned fuck average [20:57] gochrisuniverse: on the back of a card [20:57] gochrisuniverse: spread eagle on the front [20:57] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha [20:57] gochrisuniverse: all-star edition [20:57] gochrisuniverse: holographic [20:58] gochrisuniverse: with a piece of bubble gum in the pack [20:58] gochrisuniverse: ayo ian [20:58] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ? [20:58] gochrisuniverse: i’ll trade you this rookie season daisy duke for your ‘83 all-star holograph ms sunshine card [20:58] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: no way [20:58] gochrisuniverse: aw man [20:58] gochrisuniverse: c’mon! [20:58] gochrisuniverse: that’s a steal [20:58] gochrisuniverse: i’ll throw in [20:58] gochrisuniverse: okay [20:58] gochrisuniverse: i’ll throw in [20:59] gochrisuniverse: 2 veronica taylor cards from when she was with Pimpin’ C [20:59] gochrisuniverse: those were her glory days, man [20:59] gochrisuniverse: that’s such a catch [20:59] gochrisuniverse: 3 for 1 [20:59] gochrisuniverse: wudduyasay? [20:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’d say you’re tryin’ to rip me off [20:59] gochrisuniverse: nah man! [20:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I’d say [21:00] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you have to throw in your Mz. Heatnips ‘73 rookie card to make that deal official [21:02] gochrisuniverse: okay, okay. but if i throw in ‘73 nips, you gotta’ toss in that record-blowjob season, ‘82 tugboat tammy [21:02] gochrisuniverse: she wasn’t even hot, dude [21:02] gochrisuniverse: she was always 3rd string [21:02] gochrisuniverse: but it evens out the deal [21:02] gochrisuniverse: you know this [21:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: okay fine but you gotta throw in your lebron james rookie card.
Earned Fuck Average
[20:54] gochrisuniverse: you playin’ 2k10 huh?
[20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yep
[20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: explain to me how i have a 2.06 era but a 3-3 record?
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: what if prostitution was our national past-time?
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: bitches havin’ an earned fuck average
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: on the back of a card
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: spread eagle on the front
[20:57] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: all-star edition
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: holographic
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: with a piece of bubble gum in the pack
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: ayo ian
[20:58] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ?
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: i’ll trade you this rookie season daisy duke for your ‘83 all-star holograph ms sunshine card
[20:58] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: no way
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: aw man
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: c’mon!
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: that’s a steal
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: i’ll throw in
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: okay
[20:58] gochrisuniverse: i’ll throw in
[20:59] gochrisuniverse: 2 veronica taylor cards from when she was with Pimpin’ C
[20:59] gochrisuniverse: those were her glory days, man
[20:59] gochrisuniverse: that’s such a catch
[20:59] gochrisuniverse: 3 for 1
[20:59] gochrisuniverse: wudduyasay?
[20:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’d say you’re tryin’ to rip me off
[20:59] gochrisuniverse: nah man!
[20:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I’d say
[21:00] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you have to throw in your Mz. Heatnips ‘73 rookie card to make that deal official
[21:02] gochrisuniverse: okay, okay. but if i throw in ‘73 nips, you gotta’ toss in that record-blowjob season, ‘82 tugboat tammy
[21:02] gochrisuniverse: she wasn’t even hot, dude
[21:02] gochrisuniverse: she was always 3rd string
[21:02] gochrisuniverse: but it evens out the deal
[21:02] gochrisuniverse: you know this
[21:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: okay fine but you gotta throw in your lebron james rookie card.