Category Archives: AIM Conversations
Throwin’ down the gauntlet
gochrisuniverse (9:07:59 PM): you know how women can do that pose
gochrisuniverse (9:08:11 PM): they’re on their hands and feet, but arching their back?
gochrisuniverse (9:08:13 PM): like, stomach to the air
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:08:18 PM): mhm
gochrisuniverse (9:09:52 PM): so say she’s doing that
gochrisuniverse (9:09:56 PM): one dude’s fuckin’ her
gochrisuniverse (9:09:59 PM): one dude’s gettin’ a beej
gochrisuniverse (9:10:05 PM): is that then called a london bridge?
gochrisuniverse (9:10:11 PM): [...]
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44 hours a day
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:45 PM): people need to fucking realize
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:46 PM): sometimes
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:53 PM): you just don’t wanna fuckin’ do shit
gochrisuniverse (5:13:03 PM): for real
gochrisuniverse (5:13:10 PM): or sometimes plans just don’t work out
gochrisuniverse (5:13:13 PM): get over it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:16 PM): like, it’s not that i don’t wanna see people or whatever
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:23 PM): i just wanna fuckin’ chill the fuck out and contemplate
gochrisuniverse [...]
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Straight up racist
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:18:20 PM): Fuck, take that shit down, lol.
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:18:27 PM): That shit is straight up racist, Chris.
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:18:44 PM): You know how many Asian people are gonna be fucking mad at me?
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:18:49 PM): Billions.
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The audacity of that continent
gochrisuniverse (11:12:59 PM): you know who doesn’t do it for me?
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:13:08 PM): Who?
gochrisuniverse (11:13:10 PM): 98% of asian women
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:13:45 PM): God. I know.
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:13:59 PM): They’re seriously so fucking…ugh.
gochrisuniverse (11:14:11 PM): just like, what are you thinking?
gochrisuniverse (11:14:16 PM): when we went to karaoke
gochrisuniverse (11:14:18 PM): it was in koreatown
gochrisuniverse (11:14:21 PM): just a bunch of ‘em
gochrisuniverse (11:14:22 PM): and i was like
gochrisuniverse [...]
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
gochrisuniverse (5:11:55 PM): i love kayden
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:12 PM): she’s a little too clever for her own good
gochrisuniverse (5:13:25 PM): i’d agree
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:52 PM): i wonder how many people in her classes know what she does
gochrisuniverse (5:14:03 PM): i’d guess all
gochrisuniverse (5:14:13 PM): i want to transfer to her school before she graduates
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:14:21 PM): i can’t jack off to her anymore.
gochrisuniverse (5:14:35 PM): [...]
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Perfectly summed
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:29 PM): hahaha fucking, my friends and i were talking about me selling like
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:34 PM): 2 days ago
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:46 PM): my one friend sells weed and he’s always got a huge ass bookbag full
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:58 PM): and they’re like, “man, you should just sell weed. you don’t smoke so it’d be all profit”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:22:03 PM): which is true
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Just throwing that out there
gochrisuniverse (7:20:12 PM): man, dawg
gochrisuniverse (7:20:16 PM): she’s got a fuckin’ kid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:24 PM): lmao
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:32 PM): is it just me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:41 PM): or does that instantly make her less attractive?
gochrisuniverse (7:20:49 PM): way less
gochrisuniverse (7:21:07 PM): that shit aint tight
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:21:13 PM): the whole milf thing doesn’t really kick in until like age 35
gochrisuniverse (7:21:22 PM): yeah dude
gochrisuniverse (7:21:34 PM): prior to that, you’re [...]
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Some other-worldly shit
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:16:44 AM): Sometimes shit can be painful, man.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:04 AM): One time when I was a little kid on the way home from some deep ass family party with my parents I had to take this shit, right.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:11 AM): It was a massive rock monster.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:17 AM): Some other-worldly shit.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:21 AM): A [...]
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Rex Nguyen
[07:56] soyezsilencieux: are you azn?
[07:56] gochrisuniverse: nope
[07:56] soyezsilencieux: nevermind
[07:56] gochrisuniverse: lol, why?
[07:57] soyezsilencieux: im writing a blog on the styles of “game” that each specific race of guy has
[07:57] soyezsilencieux: hahaahha
[07:57] soyezsilencieux: and ims tumped on AZN guys
[07:57] gochrisuniverse: hahaha
[07:57] gochrisuniverse: they like to impress chicks with their dance moves
[07:57] gochrisuniverse: that’s why when they’re [...]
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Dick in a bear-trap
[08:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i had a pretty ethereal experience before
[08:38] gochrisuniverse: mm?
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it was during sunset, i was feeling kind of shitty
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and i closed my eyes, and just kind of envisioned sitting on top of a mountain overlooking winding hills
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and all was well
[08:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: then I opened my eyes [...]
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More Nagel than you
gochrisuniverse (2:35:14 PM): hold out is so patrick nagel
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:15 PM): it’s ridic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:34 PM): know what else is patrick nagel?
gochrisuniverse (2:35:37 PM): me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:45 PM): yes
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:46 PM): but
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:47 PM): more
gochrisuniverse (2:35:53 PM): pray tell
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:56 PM): Me.
gochrisuniverse (2:36:03 PM): hahahahahahaha
gochrisuniverse (2:36:07 PM): you ain’t even got a piece of his work
gochrisuniverse (2:36:13 PM): how you gonna’ be more nagel than me?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:36:17 PM): if it [...]
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Not meant to be twisted
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:36:56 PM): Say that 5 times fast
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:03 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:11 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:26 PM): Irish wristwatch
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:36 PM): fuck that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:39 PM): i hate tonguetwisters
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:44 PM): my tongue was not meant to be twisted
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That’s so fucking Raven
biirdiee (3:52:56 PM): already workin on mah tan
gochrisuniverse (3:53:06 PM): oh shit, me too
biirdiee (3:53:11 PM): shut up
gochrisuniverse (3:53:20 PM): no for real
gochrisuniverse (3:53:20 PM): i am
gochrisuniverse (3:53:24 PM): it’s warm out
gochrisuniverse (3:53:38 PM): damn
gochrisuniverse (3:53:42 PM): hawaii made you rude as fuck
biirdiee (3:53:48 PM): hahahahahha
gochrisuniverse (3:54:03 PM): how is it?
biirdiee (3:54:37 PM): mmmmazing
biirdiee (3:54:42 PM): im driving a convertable bug
biirdiee (3:54:43 PM): hahahahaha
gochrisuniverse (3:54:49 PM): that’s so raven
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An asymmetrical hair cut
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:56:57 PM): I got to this picture and for real cocked my head back and went “Whoa.“
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:57:00 PM): http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2514/3855481592_94c876d46a_b.jpg
gochrisuniverse (4:57:08 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gochrisuniverse (4:57:13 PM): i knew that bitch in high school
gochrisuniverse (4:57:19 PM): and like, literally
gochrisuniverse (4:57:20 PM): from day one
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:57:25 PM): Hahahahaha, oh man.
gochrisuniverse (4:57:27 PM): immediately started going down hill
gochrisuniverse (4:57:41 PM): it was instant regression
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:57:56 PM): I was [...]
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1988 Draft of Life
gochrisuniverse (4:10:54 PM): what if the birthing process was like a draft?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:18 PM): HAHAHA
gochrisuniverse (4:11:37 PM): you’d have families like
gochrisuniverse (4:11:41 PM): dumping their lives
gochrisuniverse (4:11:44 PM): to get the first pick
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:49 PM): HAHAHA
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:00 PM): trading away mad shit to get the first pick
gochrisuniverse (4:12:16 PM): or trading the rights to the first pick for mad shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:20 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (4:14:16 PM): [...]
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No u
gochrisuniverse (7:29:32 PM): http://www.flickr.com/photos/evangagephoto/3855403322/in/set-72157622137923832/
gochrisuniverse (7:29:35 PM): WHY SHE TRYIN’ TO MODEL?1
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:03 PM): oh come on man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:07 PM): why you sendin me that
gochrisuniverse (7:30:22 PM): who she tryina’ model for?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:31 PM): u
gochrisuniverse (7:30:47 PM): no u
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:51 PM): no u
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Earned Fuck Average
[20:54] gochrisuniverse: you playin’ 2k10 huh?
[20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yep
[20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: explain to me how i have a 2.06 era but a 3-3 record?
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: what if prostitution was our national past-time?
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: bitches havin’ an earned fuck average
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: on the back of a card
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: spread eagle on the front
[20:57] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: all-star edition
[20:57] [...]
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You better call Tyrone
gochrisuniverse (12:57:10 AM): you hear that?
biirdiee (12:57:13 AM): what
gochrisuniverse (12:57:19 AM): that’s my phone, not ringing
biirdiee (12:57:24 AM): HAHAH
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I’m a fuckin doctor
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:57:49 PM): i’m a fucking doctor
gochrisuniverse (9:58:00 PM): nah, you gotta’ ask questions first
gochrisuniverse (9:58:04 PM): “does it itch?”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:06 PM): i don’t tell you how to suck dick on the street corner
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:10 PM): you don’t tell me how to do my job
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:12 PM): got it?
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Legitimately retarded
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:21:27 AM): this kid i know might be legitimately retarded
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:21:37 AM): aside from the fact that he’s vegan and straight edge, he wants to go to burma
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:22:03 AM): motherfucker, unless you’re rambo the FUCK would you wanna go to fuckin’ burma for?
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OH MY GAWD WE’RE BACK AGAIN
[16:30] THISPARTYISNSFW: So basically
[16:31] THISPARTYISNSFW: I installed Google Analytics in my asshole.
[16:31] THISPARTYISNSFW: According to these numbers, I have shit more times in this last week than in any two months in 2009 combined.
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HERP DERP
moonb1ooms (9:40:57 PM): i used to be the ugliest, most awkward thing.
moonb1ooms (9:41:07 PM): it’s one of those ugly duckling things
gochrisuniverse (9:41:23 PM): you grew into it?
moonb1ooms (9:41:50 PM): no i worked reeeeally hard to change it
gochrisuniverse (9:42:06 PM): how so?
moonb1ooms (9:42:15 PM): i lost a ton of weight and started to take very good care of myself
moonb1ooms (9:42:35 PM): and i [...]
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Ode to Kristen Bell
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:38:49 PM): time to haiku?
gochrisuniverse (7:38:56 PM): fuck yeah, it’s time to haik’
gochrisuniverse (7:39:01 PM): you do the honors first
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:39:13 PM): Kristen Bell, oh god
The things I would do to you.
You have no idea.
gochrisuniverse (7:39:21 PM): hahahaha
gochrisuniverse (7:40:29 PM): ode to kristen bell
put a baby in that ass
let me see that smile
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:40:38 PM): hahahah
gochrisuniverse (8:06:06 PM): never forget, dawg
forgetting sarah [...]
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Renowned cocaine connoisseur
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:18 PM): my new roommate better realize he’s going to be living with a future internet celebrity
gochrisuniverse (2:58:51 PM): not to mention renowned cocaine connoisseur
gochrisuniverse (2:58:56 PM): and future club venue owner
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:59 PM): serious
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:04 PM): and enjoyer of fine beers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:13 PM): i’m rollin’ in there with two expensive ass six packs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:16 PM): do i give him one?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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My father’s father
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:21:28 PM): I need to really kill it with women for the next few years
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:21:33 PM): So I can teach my son to do the same
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:21:47 PM): So when he has a son, he can sit him on his lap when he is 5 years old and say
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:23:07 PM): “Son, this butterfly knife has been [...]
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Neh neh neh I wath juth
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:03:39 PM): Damn nigga
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:03:41 PM): I just realized
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:03:47 PM): Why you gotta b so mean?
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:04:03 PM): “Excuse me, Chris, but I was wondering what the song on GCU was?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:04:23 PM): “Anoraak – Long something…it should say at the bottom, idiot.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:04:39 PM): “I was just…”
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:05:00 PM): “Neh neh neh I wath juth–shutting the fuck up.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:05:51 PM): [...]
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Vegeta and Napa go to Old Navy
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:23 PM): [Vegeta and Napa get in line at Old Navy]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:30 PM): [Vegeta places shirt on counter]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:38 PM): [Clerk scans the shirt]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:44 PM): [Total comes up on register]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:57 PM): “WHAT, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.“
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:35:10 PM): “VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SAY?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:35:23 PM): “IT’S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!“
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Fuck everything
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:12:42 PM): Roma
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:49 PM): RA RA LA LA LA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:52 PM): ROMA MA MA MA
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:57 PM): whoa whoa
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:00 PM): slow it down chris
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:07 PM): you’re butchering it
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:08 PM): You’re getting overzealous.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:10 PM): please, do the honors
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:11 PM): ahem
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:16 PM): RA HMAH
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:18 PM): fuck it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:20 PM): i don’t care
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:21 PM): HAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:22 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:23 PM): i’m [...]
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Ode to Greene
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:19 PM): dawg, this ashley greene bitch
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:30 PM): who dat?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:39 PM): some bitch from twilight apparently
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:46 PM): sup witter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:52 PM): i’d hit it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:58 PM): lemme google
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): oh, shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): me too
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:15 PM): haha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:23 PM): like tim allen
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:25 PM): UUUUHNNN???
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:52 PM): shall we haiku?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:00 PM): we shall
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): ashley greene, you bitch
good thing [...]
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WHIPPED OUT THE JAMMIE
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:00:39 PM): LMAO
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:00:54 PM): THE NAME OF THE GIRL THAT JUST REQUESTED ME ON BP
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:00:58 PM): IS JAMMIE
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:01:04 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:01:19 PM): OF COURSE I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND BITCH
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:01:21 PM): OF FUCKIN COURSE
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PEACEBITCH
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:01 PM): DAWG
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:05 PM): THE GIRL I’M TALKING TO
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:10 PM): I JUST REALIZED
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:16 PM): I GAVE HER THE REDDEST X EARLIER
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:23 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:23 PM): IT’S ALL MY FAULT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:30 PM): PEACEBITCH
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:37 PM): GOOD GAME, PEACE OUT
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:41 PM): GO BACK TO 2009 WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:44 PM): DA BLACK ABYSS.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:17:02 PM): GRENDEL ASS RED-X ASS [...]
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We’re fucking ruthless
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:06 PM): and i’m a little sad, joe
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:16 PM): this girl i’m having a normal conversation with via beautifulpeople mail
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:28 PM): looks like she isn’t going to be accepted into our exclusive website
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:36 PM): :[
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:08:50 PM): Awww, your poor bleeding heart.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:08:54 PM): Cut that shit out.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:08:56 PM): Wake the fuck up.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:09:01 PM): It’s 2010, baby.
THISPARTYISNSFW [...]
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We don’t have to be shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:52:35 PM): 2 new in my inbox on bp
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:52:54 PM): axin’ me about depeche mode and shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:53:16 PM): “Ha!!! You live in LA, grew up in Singapore, you’re Aquarius and you travel the world? ME TOO! All of that!!! We must be twins separated at birth, lolllllllll
OK, we have to be friends now. This is [...]
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Drop it low, bitch
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:05:00 PM): http://static.p1.sl.beautifulpeople.com/profile/2a28d272-3a51-4b22-b95d-4f0ba0b94818.jpg
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:05:06 PM): Drop it low, bitch.
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:05:11 PM): Cause that’s what I’m doing to your rating.
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Captain Pinbacker
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:28 PM): “your broadcast was sent.”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): like it’s my last hope
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:35:40 PM): Hahahaha.
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:35:46 PM): You’re on Icarus II.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:50 PM): hahahaha
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:35:58 PM): About to enter the dead zone.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:36:14 PM): EXCEPT KAPPA SPENT AN HOUR SENDING HIS TRANSMISSION!
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:36:19 PM): GRRRRRRRRR!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:36:34 PM): EHRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:36:41 PM): HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:36:55 PM): I FUCK UP OKAY
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:37:06 PM): MY HEAD WAS FULL OF CALCULATIONS [...]
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I’m fuckin ruthless
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:58:48 PM): I’m fuckin ruthless
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:58:56 PM): Someone has a weird angle in their picture?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:58:58 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:05 PM): Lighting looks too good?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:07 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:29 PM): Showin’ too much cleavage and look like you’re from an adult dating site?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:32 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:38 PM): Look like a mom?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:40 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:00:26 PM): Don’t try to trick [...]
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OH NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:27 PM): OH NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:30 PM): OH HAAAAAAAAYO NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:31 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:31 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:31 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:38 PM): HOW YOU GONE FREN ME FROM BP
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:47 PM): DEN STORT COMMENTIN’ MY SHIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:48 PM): STRAIGHT AWAY
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:50 PM): YOU BEST QUIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:53 PM): BLOWIN’ MY COVER AND SHIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:56 PM): YOU BEST QUIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:58 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:45:00 PM): NAW NAW NAW
THISPARTYISNSFW (7:45:04 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:45:22 PM): IONO [...]
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Certified Beautiful
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:59:38 PM): i got my application accepted to beautifulpeople.com
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:59:45 PM): university of california, beautiful people
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:59:47 PM): So now your shit is legit?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:59:51 PM): yeah
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:59:56 PM): Certified Beautiful?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:00:06 PM): certified fucking beautiful
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:00:46 PM): I wish you were like
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:00:51 PM): “Now the site runs fine.”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:00:56 PM): in some ways, it does
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:01:08 PM): That’s what I wanna fuckin’ [...]
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SO DON'T BE A HERO!
gochrisuniverse (12:37:59 AM): DEAR FUCKING DIARY
gochrisuniverse (12:38:00 AM): DAY 3
gochrisuniverse (12:38:02 AM): LOSING MOMENTUM
gochrisuniverse (12:38:07 AM): LOVE, CHRIS
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:07 AM): We will make MMX the shit.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:11 AM): We will make it.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:15 AM): By force, if we have to.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:19 AM): [cocks gun]
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:48 AM): I need MMX to know that we don’t want to hurt it, and that we won’t [...]
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EST+5:00
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:55 PM): joe’s gonna’ be mad
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:01 PM): that i’m posting so many posts in a row
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:05 PM): lmao
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:11 PM): i’m saving them for tomorrow
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:13 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:27 PM): it’s tomorrow right now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:54 PM): yeah, there
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:11 PM): i’ve told you before
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:19 PM): the only timezone that exists is GMT-5:00
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:35 PM): gmt doesn’t even exist.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:48 PM): gmt is [...]
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Inherent danger
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:10 PM): who knew there was a fucking inherent danger to being this comprehensive?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:23 PM): there’s danger in everything, dawg
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:28 PM): i mean
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:31 PM): sunsets themselves
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:34 PM): coke is no toy.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:40 PM): neither are ferraris.
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Almost too contemplative
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:02 PM): fucking
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:09 PM): the official video for enjoy the silence
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:13 PM): the beginning is so sick
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:41:17 PM): hahaha i know
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:17 PM): the extended beginning
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:40 PM): one of the downsides to contemplating is that sometimes
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:44 PM): it can just be depressing
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:47 PM): like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:53 PM): the first 20 seconds of that video
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:56 PM): you’re contemplating
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:58 PM): [...]
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That's romantic
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:14:22 PM): who THE FUCK walks in the rain?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:09 PM): idiots
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:17 PM): i hate walking in the rain, man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:20 PM): shit isn’t romantic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:22 PM): it’s just stupid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:26 PM): you know what’s romantic?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:28 PM): walking on the beach
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:30 PM): during a sunset.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:32 PM): that’s romantic.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:40 PM): that gets me a boner just thinkin’ about it
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:45 PM): [...]
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Bunk ass Chris ass Universe
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:56 PM): your fucked up code fucked up my gold
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:12 PM): what?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:18 PM): look at the post
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:24 PM): huge takes up another one of my lines
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:31 PM): oh, hahahahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:47 PM): your fucked up gold fucked up my code, dawg
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:54 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:01 PM): your code is bunk dawg
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:09:07 PM): your fucking gold is bunk
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:15 PM): you’re [...]
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Pumpkin head lookin' baby
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:11 PM): that baby is SO cute
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:11 PM): and fat
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:19 PM): babies just be havin’ ROLLS
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:18 PM): that is not cute
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:24 PM): that baby’s fuckin’ head is HUGE
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:46 PM): fake ass lookin’ baby
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:54 PM): lookin’ like a doll
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:59 PM): that baby looks fuckin’ fake
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:51:04 PM): fuckin’ big headed fake ass baby
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:51:13 PM): i bet you [...]
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Joseph Manibusan as RDII
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:08:54 AM): I got some hood ass friends
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:09:38 AM): I went to a party where they were shooting dice in the hallway and they had black ass strippers pouring milk on they tits and grindin’ they soft asses on my cognac drinkin ass.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:10:19 AM): Then they started putting bananas in they pussy and pulsating they [...]
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Conniving demon women
EclecticNative (2:53:25 AM): don’t even know her and she already deceiving me
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:53:32 AM): conniving demon woman
EclecticNative (2:53:32 AM): typical
EclecticNative (2:54:09 AM): gay dudes got it made
EclecticNative (2:54:17 AM): if i wasn’t so scared of anal sex
EclecticNative (2:54:22 AM): i’d be gay
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:54:45 AM): why not just go gay
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:54:50 AM): and just not do dudes?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:54:52 AM): and do women instead?
EclecticNative (2:55:10 AM): man [...]
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Leather cutlery
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:55:55 PM): why don’t people make leather blankets?
imacoatrack (11:59:58 PM): maybe not in singapore
imacoatrack (11:59:59 PM): but uh
imacoatrack (12:00:06 AM): at my house
imacoatrack (12:00:11 AM): everything is leather
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:00:21 AM): haha, no shit?
imacoatrack (12:00:30 AM): leather walls
imacoatrack (12:00:34 AM): leather carpet
imacoatrack (12:01:01 AM): leather incase for the multiple flat screens
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:01:11 AM): hahaha, leather forks
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:01:15 AM): leather ass cutlery
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:01:20 AM): leather coffee mugs
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Weak to fucking nothing
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:42 PM): I wish you were a pokemon.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:48 PM): Called Lookatchu.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:57 PM): I would catch your ass.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:59 PM): And tame you.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:04 PM): And keep you in a little ball.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:05 PM): On my hip.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:19 PM): Level your ass up.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:23 PM): Until you evolve.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:38 PM): Into a Gazatchu.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:59 PM): And finally into a Staratchu.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:09:28 PM): You would [...]
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ESKIMO BLOG BROS!
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: i love talking about hits and shit to you
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: because you have like
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: 3000 followers
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: and i have 30
[15:53] d3sboobs: hahaha
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: i’m all, “134 hits today woo!”
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: and you’re all
[15:54] gochrisuniverse: “i shit 134 hits”
[15:54] d3sboobs: hahahahahahhahaha
[15:54] gochrisuniverse: “the shit i shit checks out my blog, dawg”
[15:55] gochrisuniverse: [...]
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Benjamin Bratt as Joseph Manibusan
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Dude.
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Why don’t we write a fucking movie?
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Like Steak.
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Except about this shit.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: Or fuck, I’ll write it and you can be my aid in staying consistent.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: Help maintain the feel.
[21:16] gochrisuniverse: in.
[21:16] gochrisuniverse: so in.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: It’s just a badass movie about some badass dudes living [...]
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Contemplative Theory, The Movie I
[20:50] THISPARTYISNSFW: Damn, I wish Contemplative Theory 204 was a real class.
[20:50] gochrisuniverse: we should write up a course description and lesson plan
[20:51] gochrisuniverse: some stupid arch-liberal college will like it and take us in
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: Hahahaha
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: And all of a sudden we’re Co-Professors to a class of 300 students.
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: 75% chicks.
[20:52] THISPARTYISNSFW: [...]
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Contemplative Theory, The Movie II
[21:08] gochrisuniverse: the next day of class
[21:09] gochrisuniverse: the students walk into the room
[21:09] gochrisuniverse: the seats are re-arranged into a circle
[21:09] gochrisuniverse: but the circle meets the wall
[21:09] gochrisuniverse: so one “side” of the circle is flat
[21:09] gochrisuniverse: (yes, 315 seats)
[21:09] THISPARTYISNSFW: Hahahahaha
[21:09] gochrisuniverse: the students all take their seats
[21:09] THISPARTYISNSFW: We had Louis [...]
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Personal Jesus
gochrisuniverse (6:41:16 PM): das when i whipped out my jammy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:22 PM): HAHA
gochrisuniverse (6:41:23 PM): she’s all
gochrisuniverse (6:41:32 PM): AH! MY W’UH’D!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:46 PM): and i pop up out the trunk
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:49 PM): and i’m all like
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:50 PM): LET’S DANCE
gochrisuniverse (6:41:53 PM): hahhaaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:42:01 PM): and i get the fuck down in barcelona
gochrisuniverse (6:42:13 PM): i wanna get down in barcelona with this broad, [...]
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Collective Universe VI – Jokerboobs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:20 PM): i’m starting a latin street gang
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:33 PM): chris
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:37 PM): your new name is JOKER
d3sboobs (4:18:44 PM): whats mine?
d3sboobs (4:18:49 PM): dont say sadgirl
d3sboobs (4:18:51 PM): i aint sad
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:49 PM): hm
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:18:52 PM): Jokerboobs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:18:52 PM): haha
d3sboobs (4:18:59 PM): yokerboobs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:00 PM): yeah, Jokerboobs it is.
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:19:10 PM): De Manayer
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:10 PM): Joe, you’re Spider
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:19:14 PM): UNGH
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:19:18 PM): hahahaha
d3sboobs (4:19:19 PM): spyder
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:19:20 PM): I’M [...]
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Collective Universe V – Cocksman?
[16:36] slabcobot: theres a story to the whole thing
[16:36] slabcobot: cause he has this girlfriend, who he likes fuking more than anyone else
[16:37] slabcobot: but for some reason just cant commit
[16:37] slabcobot: and hes totally depressed.. but doesnt put the 2 together
[16:37] THISPARTYISNSFW: He can’t commit to her, or she can’t commit to him?
[16:37] slabcobot: [...]
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Collective Universe IV – Gang mentality
[16:13] tinainreallife: In Washington, we’d always have some sort of ice problem in the winter.
[16:13] THISPARTYISNSFW: That makes me think the snow is running through towns looting stores and lighting shit on fire.
[16:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: snow does that shit
[16:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s dangerous
[16:13] THISPARTYISNSFW: Snow’s got a gang mentality.
[16:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’ve seen snow set houses on fire.
[16:14] [...]
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Collective Universe III – Ouija & Witchcraft
[15:35] gochrisuniverse: disco is how ian made his fortune
[15:36] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: pretty much
[15:36] slabcobot: it made me want to watch some brokencydde
[15:36] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: oh fucking god no
[15:36] THISPARTYISNSFW: Oh my God, Steven.
[15:36] slabcobot: ha
[15:36] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: don’t even bring up brokencyde
[15:36] THISPARTYISNSFW: Why would you say that.
[15:36] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: seriously.
[15:36] slabcobot: because it cracks me up
[15:36] THISPARTYISNSFW: Brokencyde [...]
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Collective Universe II – Finish it, Ian
[15:29] THISPARTYISNSFW: RA RA AH AH AH
[15:29] THISPARTYISNSFW: Finish it, Ian.
[15:29] THISPARTYISNSFW: FINISH HIM
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I’m not too good at it.
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: but uhhhh
[15:30] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: RAH MA RAH MA MAA
[15:30] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: RAH MA
[15:30] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: RAH MA MAAA
[15:30] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: GAGA
[15:30] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: OOH LA LA
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Collective Universe I – Babby Bowser
[14:26] d3sboobs: dats a cute babby
[14:26] d3sboobs: jk
[14:26] gochrisuniverse: he look like bowser
[14:26] THISPARTYISNSFW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:26] d3sboobs: hasasjskjskdsdjdhjshdjshd
[14:26] d3sboobs: hahahahahahahha
[14:26] d3sboobs: omg
[14:26] d3sboobs: ahashhsdsldkj
[14:26] gochrisuniverse: he looks like he hates mario
[14:26] gochrisuniverse: wif a spiked shell on his back
[14:27] THISPARTYISNSFW: HAHHHAHAHAHAHDISDJHSKLJDKJ
[14:27] d3sboobs: why yo babby gotta hate on mario like dat
[14:27] gochrisuniverse: why yo baby have [...]
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Very light and delicate
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: OH DIP
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: THIS MOTHERFUCKER
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: MAN VS FOOD
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: LIVE
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: IN MIAMI
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: OHHHHH SHIT
[19:29] gochrisuniverse: IS HE GONNA’ EAT A SUNSET?!
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dude i dunno
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: he could
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dude
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: imagine how a sunset would taste
[19:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dear god
[19:31] gochrisuniverse: it’s delicate
[19:31] gochrisuniverse: i know it is
[19:31] gochrisuniverse: it [...]
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Cupcakes got huge
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:36:32 PM): Cupcakes got huge in ‘09.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:36:45 PM): So big they just became cakes again.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:37:00 PM): Now there’s just cakes.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:37:07 PM): People are wondering where the little ones went.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:37:43 PM): “AY! AY! WHERE DEM LITTEW CAKES AT! DA LITTEW WUNS! WIT DA FROSSTIN!”
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:38:35 PM): “IN DA LITTEW RAPPER! DEM LITTEW, WHAT DEY CAWL DEM–LA-A, WHAT [...]
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Blake Lovely
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:48:02 PM): I want one of us to get a random IM from someone like
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:48:15 PM): “Holy shit, you’re from Go, Chris Universe.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:22 PM): “Hey, this is Blake Lively–is this the real THISPARTYISNSFW from Go, Chris Universe?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:40 PM): I’d be all nervous and be like
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:47 PM): “UHHH NO. WHAT THE FUCK.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:49 PM): And sign off.
THISPARTYISNSFW [...]
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ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:28:58 PM): I need Lady Gaga to go away.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:01 PM): She’s in my house.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:05 PM): Causing a ruckus.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:20 PM): She’s standing in the living room, screaming at the top of her lungs.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:34 PM): “RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:42 PM): SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:29:54 PM): HAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:29:57 PM): [...]
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Incredible Fighting Gaga
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:08 PM): Incredible Fighting Gaga
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:19 PM): The new manga by Joseph Manibusan.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:29 PM): “You get that new Joseph Manibusan manga?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:42 PM): “About the sword-weilding pop-star tranny?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:48 PM): “The Incredible Fighting Gaga?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:57 PM): “It’s aight.”
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Good Housekeeping!?
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:37:42 AM): That and the fact that she fucked someone from Wu Tang.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:46 AM): oh yeah!
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:37:47 AM): I was like, “Whhaaaa?”
tinainreallife (12:37:47 AM): I know.
tinainreallife (12:37:54 AM): I’ve been trying to get her to tell that story for weeks.
tinainreallife (12:38:01 AM): And she didn’t want to give details.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:07 AM): Hahahaha, why would she not say who it is?
THISPARTYISNSFW [...]
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How can we promote more?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:27 PM): i’m thinking i’m going to pass an idea on to the skittles company
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:32 PM): so that we get our own bag of skittles
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:35 PM): taste the sunset
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:38 PM): sunsets > rainbows
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:42 PM): as if i needed to say that
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Online-only course
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:34:23 AM): What’s your college’s name.
gochrisuniverse (11:34:32 AM): santa monica college
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:35:54 AM): I was gonna ask if they had a sunset class there, but neither of us are teachers, so the answer is obviously “I’m sorry, but Sunsetting 101 is currently a non-credit, online-only course available on gochris.universuni.com”
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Kinky calculators
gochrisuniverse (11:02:31 AM): i just opened the windows calculator
gochrisuniverse (11:02:34 AM): and for squareroot
gochrisuniverse (11:02:35 AM): it’s all
gochrisuniverse (11:02:47 AM): “sqrt”
codyswoons (11:02:51 AM): hahahaha
codyswoons (11:02:54 AM): yessssss
gochrisuniverse (11:03:04 AM): i laughed so hard my earphone popped out
codyswoons (11:03:06 AM): I literally just lol’d
codyswoons (11:03:10 AM): it was awkward
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Producing the gems
[23:23] gochrisuniverse: i wish i talked to more people
[23:23] gochrisuniverse: well, no
[23:23] gochrisuniverse: there are people i could talk to
[23:23] gochrisuniverse: but they wouldn’t produce the gems
[23:25] tinainreallife: On average, people don’t say much that’s interesting.
[23:26] tinainreallife: There’s a rare group of people that just get it. And I’m not even talking about getting it.
[23:26] [...]
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Eiffel II
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Which means Eiffel Tower in da back of a pickup.
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m wearing a hard-hat.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: You’re eating a steak.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: and there’s coke on her back
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: And Ian is doing the line.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: holy shit
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: “I always wanted to do coke in Paris.”
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I like Sean Kingston
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: cute girl just had her earphones fall out
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: and some dumb ass shit was playing
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: and i said
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: JEEZ
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: and everyone looked at me but her
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: which is the opposite of what i wanted to happen
[18:31] thispartyisNSFW: What was it, Sean Kingston?
[18:32] gochrisuniverse: some fucking stupid music you’d [...]
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Intelligent irony
[16:23] thispartyisNSFW: I want to go out tonight in a crew neck/sweatpants outfit.
[16:23] thispartyisNSFW: Matching top and bottoms, of course.
[16:24] thispartyisNSFW: Because nothing says heinous like matching crew necks and sweatpants.
[16:24] thispartyisNSFW: But with a handsome face like mine?
[16:24] thispartyisNSFW: Maybe it says, “Intelligent irony.”
[16:25] thispartyisNSFW: It would be so sick to go out in [...]
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WAY TOO MUCH MEANING
gochrisuniverse (2:03:21 AM): so what’re you gonna’ do about her?
gregregregokay (2:03:43 AM): well she has a boyfriend
gregregregokay (2:03:58 AM): and im afraid to do anything since it seems like it would have WAY TOO MUCH MEANING to her
gochrisuniverse (2:04:05 AM): hahaha
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Just how I jam **100th post!!**
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:44:35 PM): eiffel tower her
gochrisuniverse (12:44:48 PM): and then alternate doing lines off her back?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:01 PM): i’m more of a mound off the tit kind of guy
gochrisuniverse (12:45:47 PM): i just suggested that because it’s easy out of the eiffel tower position
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:57 PM): true
gochrisuniverse (12:46:13 PM): i’d be down to do a line from a chicks belly button [...]
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China white, baby
gochrisuniverse (12:18:20 PM): coke may not be made of animal byproduct
gochrisuniverse (12:18:25 PM): but it’ll never be vegan
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:42 PM): for real
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:54 PM): i cut mine with fucking chicken breast sometimes, don’t worry
gochrisuniverse (12:19:00 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (12:19:21 PM): i cut everything like i’m cutting lines
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:27 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:33 PM): i should start cutting my dinner like that
gochrisuniverse (12:19:44 PM): i don’t cut [...]
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Tear down that fucking wall
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:30 AM): when i think of the 30s
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:34 AM): i think of the depression, hitler, death
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:38 AM): hence, 80s >
gochrisuniverse (11:21:52 AM): those are like, the opposite of fine
gochrisuniverse (11:21:59 AM): the thicker things in life
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:01 AM): not to mention, one of the original pimps, Ronnie Regz
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:10 AM): an actor turned president? where do i sign up?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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The Preposterous Period
thispartyisNSFW (10:05:04 AM): Preposterous? Ain’t nobody know what dat mean.
thispartyisNSFW (10:05:15 AM): Sound like a sauce tah me.
thispartyisNSFW (10:05:28 AM): Lemme get summadat preposter sauce.
gochrisuniverse (10:05:38 AM): sounds like an ancient time in history
gochrisuniverse (10:05:45 AM): the preposterous period
gochrisuniverse (10:05:51 AM): after the dinosaurs died
thispartyisNSFW (10:06:01 AM): That’s 2006-2007 when I was fat.
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Grandpa got pulled over
minicritic (12:58:50 AM): i knew something was wrong
gochrisuniverse (12:58:59 AM): what?
minicritic (12:59:00 AM): my Grandpa got pulled over
minicritic (12:59:03 AM): got a dui
minicritic (12:59:06 AM): and is in Jail
minicritic (12:59:14 AM): he’s fuckin’ old as shit
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Dingers, baby
gochrisuniverse (10:17:20 PM): i can picture you not even mad
gochrisuniverse (10:17:28 PM): goin’ to a party with a bat
gochrisuniverse (10:17:32 PM): swingin’ it
gochrisuniverse (10:17:34 PM): as you talked
gochrisuniverse (10:17:36 PM): like you were warmin’ up
gochrisuniverse (10:17:39 PM): like you were on deck
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:41 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:56 PM): i should start doin that
gochrisuniverse (10:18:28 PM): dude’s tryin’ to talk to you about his poli-sci 242 [...]
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On some cocaine shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:26 PM): motherfuckers are lucky i’m an hour and a half away
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:33 PM): or i’d run over there on some cocaine shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:38 PM): and start cuttin motherfuckers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:41 PM): or swinging a bat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:48 PM): breakin shit for no reason
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:14:00 PM): screaming shit in portuguese
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NY to Miami
[16:17] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I feel like there should be a direct freeway from NY to Miami called the 1986.
[16:18] gochrisuniverse: i’d incorporate it into my route to the club
[16:18] gochrisuniverse: no matter how out of the way it was
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: the thing is
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d never be out of the way
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d always [...]
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All across the Universe
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dude
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i just went to their myspace
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: did you fucking see their location?!
[16:11] gochrisuniverse: nah, where?
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ALL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, United States
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i think they get it, dude.
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: shotgun on marrying that girl.
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you can have her when we divorce
[16:12] gochrisuniverse: fuck you
[16:12] gochrisuniverse: i get [...]
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This is a variation
[15:51] gochrisuniverse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjRL1DYTks
[15:52] gochrisuniverse: get past the corny beginning
[15:52] gochrisuniverse: and it sunsets out
[15:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: first bitch is adorable
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, i dig this
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m picturing myself atop a mountain overlooking the beach
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s about 7:14
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: brisk weather
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: a little breezy
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah
[15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: around…65 with a slight breeze
[15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m [...]
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Final Fantasy MCMXCIX [1999]
[19:46] thispartyisNSFW: I’m gonna need the Final Fantasy designers to tone things the fuck down.
[19:46] thispartyisNSFW: Shit just gets more and more ridiculous looking with every new installment.
[19:47] thispartyisNSFW: It’s like some future-goth-steampunk-s&m-Prince shit.
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I am Iron Man!
[18:15] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i feel like i’m iron man and you’re war machine, chris
[18:15] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m robert downey jr and you’re that guy from big mama’s house
[18:16] gochrisuniverse: oh, you mean don cheadle? one of the most respected and revered actors in hollywood?
[18:16] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: is don cheadle war machine?
[18:16] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: cause in the first it wasn’t [...]
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Song called Universe
whosjenwolf (2:52:49 PM): so the band i love sings this song called universe and it reminds me of you
gochrisuniverse (2:53:00 PM): it better be good
whosjenwolf (2:53:22 PM): they played it live for their recording….christ. probably one of the top 5 moments of my life
whosjenwolf (2:53:39 PM): his voice is SO fucking good
whosjenwolf (2:54:22 PM): but he says ” oHHHHHH UNNNNIIIIvvvvvERRRRRRSSSSEEEEE” [...]
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Damn Facebook
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:16:46 PM): facebook is such a pile of shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:15 PM): because it never works
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:32 PM): DURRR WE ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR DURRR
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:41 PM): NOW NOTHING IS GOING TO LOAD DURRRRR
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:59 PM): oh fan fucking tastic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:09 PM): now my internet doesn’t work again
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:11 PM): great
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:24:20 PM): fucking thing
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:24:26 PM): all i wanna do is watch some porn
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Major lasers
[17:19] thispartyisNSFW: http://twitpic.com/p465pq
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: sfw?
[17:19] thispartyisNSFW: Nope.
[17:19] thispartyisNSFW: always NSFW.
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: pew
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: pew pew
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: *ducks behind bush*
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: pew pew
[17:20] thispartyisNSFW: LMAO
[17:20] gochrisuniverse: das jus me bein’ kewt
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Same damn time!
[17:11] thispartyisNSFW: The law of The Manibusan Ratio is as follows:
[17:12] thispartyisNSFW: The amount of chicks on your screen is inversely proportionate to the square of the chicks in your life.
[17:12] thispartyisNSFW: That’s some math shit fo dat ass.
[17:13] gochrisuniverse: xB
[17:13] thispartyisNSFW: xB
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Dear Diary,
thispartyisNSFW (3:34:52 PM): I’m layin’ here on my bed looking at these pictures on my stomach, feet in the air like a 16 year old girl writing in her diary.
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Beijo! Whatever that means…
thispartyisNSFW (9:24:50 PM): From Brazil?
thispartyisNSFW (9:25:00 PM): Speaks Portuguese?
gochrisuniverse (9:28:38 PM): “e ai???? poxa quanto tempo! eu tava ai em agosto, nao sei quando volto agora. conta ai as novidades! beijo!”
thispartyisNSFW (9:28:46 PM): Da fuck
thispartyisNSFW (9:28:53 PM): She don kno how to spell
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Whipped out the jammy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:18 PM): so while i was walking from my car to my dorm
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:25 PM): these two kids, probly middle schoolers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:28 PM): tried to sell me weed
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:39 PM): i had to really try not to laugh my ass off
gochrisuniverse (12:14:47 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (12:14:51 PM): shoulda’ punched ‘em and took it
gochrisuniverse (12:14:53 PM): and sold it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:15:50 PM): hahaha it was [...]
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Prodigious sunsets
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: joe’s brother texts him today
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: “i’m in a convertible, driving along the coast, with a fine blonde chick during sunset”
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: we fucking flipped the fuck out
[19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what a badass
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: seriously
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s a fucking prodigy
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s not a sunsetter now
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: but down the road, he [...]
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Grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i haven’t showered since yesterday morning
[19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: so grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i did the show mad grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i’ve been hitting on chicks mad grimey
[19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: that’s the way to do it
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I'm sensitive
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:43 PM): stop being nice
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:49 PM): let a bitch fuckin’ have it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:52 PM): but don’t let me have it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:55 PM): i’m sensitive
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Down with us
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:02 PM): http://www.singleape.com/
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:04 PM): the owner likes our blog
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:41 PM): he’s down with us?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:53 PM): he’s down with us
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:59 PM): i’m down with him.
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Quote of the century
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:33 PM): i’m so fucking cute when i do cute shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:41 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:52 PM): quote of the century right there
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Shit really occurs to you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:56:38 PM): man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:56:47 PM): when shit really occurs to you, it’s so weird
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:57:03 PM): like, you could know about it for a while and then all the sudden you’re just like “shit.”
gochrisuniverse (11:57:30 PM): like what?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:57:41 PM): “damn man, I have the clap”
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Groovin' to the beat
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:40:57 PM): you know what today is?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:41:06 PM): friday night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:41:11 PM): and i just got paid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:41:14 PM): absolutely
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With or without you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:42 PM): god, how amazing it must have been to see a contemplative moonlit cityscape atop the twin towers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:49 PM): fucking terrorists
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:57 PM): that’s what they were trying to destroy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:59 PM): not democracy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:07 PM): contemplative moonlit cityscapes
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:20 PM): don’t say that in front of me, man
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:23 PM): that just gets my blood boiling
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:28 PM): you’re [...]
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So gay
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:09 PM): “the sun never sets on the british empire”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:16 PM): and that’s why britain is gay
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Liquor? I don't even know her!
tinainreallife (1:22:07 AM): Have you ever thought about us dating? Or is that too weird?
tinainreallife (1:22:13 AM): Oh shit
tinainreallife (1:22:14 AM): Haha
tinainreallife (1:22:15 AM): Wrong IM
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:22:17 AM): HAHAHAHA
tinainreallife (1:22:22 AM): LOL!!!!!!!!
tinainreallife (1:22:26 AM): Whoops
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:22:31 AM): i was all, “well actually…”
tinainreallife (1:22:42 AM): I’m like, half blind right now.
tinainreallife (1:22:46 AM): That was hilarious.
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Getting it, 105%
thispartyisNSFW (3:05:34 PM): Cause Tina couldn’t pinpoint what it was that separated us from every other dude that ever fantasizes about being rich.
thispartyisNSFW (3:06:06 PM): And I realized it was because a normal bro with big dreams stops at fancy cars and fancy women.
thispartyisNSFW (3:07:20 PM): Sunsetting is 30% the Ferrari, and 70% the wind that blows through [...]
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Why, of fucking course!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:04:24 PM): gotta add that to the sunset vernacular
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:02 PM): that’s the thing about being a sunsetter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:10 PM): it’s a lifestyle, we have our own lingo.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:33 PM): we should write a book
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:52 PM): Getting It: A Sunsetters Guide
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:01 PM): by Ian Cocaine & Chris Universe
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:12 PM): i’d read it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:24 PM): wofc, man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:34 PM): wofc indeed
GOCHRISUNIVERSE [...]
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Comprehension 101
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:13:06 PM): i’m amazed by how comprehensive we are
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:13:17 PM): we cover all the bases.
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For the ladies' sake
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:17:09 PM): besides, you can’t be gettin’ all sunsetty without some prowess
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:17:41 PM): the fancy cars, mountains of coke, and white suits only go so far
tinainreallife (1:18:21 PM): Flash and substance.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:18:25 PM): exactly
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:18:29 PM): like a sunset, itself
tinainreallife (1:18:51 PM): That’s so true.
tinainreallife (1:18:56 PM): Damn.
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Sunsets. Period.
lizmagdaleno (1:22:31 AM): whats up with your font?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:22:37 AM): it’s red
lizmagdaleno (1:22:39 AM): yeah
lizmagdaleno (1:22:40 AM): why?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:22:50 AM): sunsets
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Let's get a book deal
thispartyisNSFW (3:43:54 PM): The more followers, the more people will choose to like and/or reblog things from us, which drives tumblarity, which increases exposure.
thispartyisNSFW (3:45:16 PM): Like, if we get the dude who runs itsfullofstars to reblog something from us, it shoots us way up in tumblarity.
thispartyisNSFW (3:45:34 PM): And God forbid the guy that runs fuckyeahtheuniverse reblogs [...]
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Immovable / Irresistable
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:14:08 PM): i think the swayze post is the best of all time
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:14:31 PM): you didn’t even flinch on that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:45 PM): sometimes i’m the immovable object
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:47 PM): and
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:52 PM): the irresistable force.
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Lujon II
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:40:54 PM): this is like oldschool 1950’s sunsets
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:14 PM): this might be more like sunrise
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:20 PM): you’re getting out of some jazz club
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:24 PM): it’s like 6 in the morning
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:29 PM): you’re walking out to your car
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:34 PM): the sun is starting to rise
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:48 PM): it’s like 64 degrees out
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:42:02 PM): you’re wearing a white [...]
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Lujon I
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:20 PM): Ooooohhhh babbbyyyyyy
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:32 PM): We left the party.
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:38 PM): Me, you, and the two girls.
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:39 PM): I said
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:53 PM): “Chris, call the driver. We’re taking the girls out on the boat.”
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:08 PM): And you pull out the Blackberry.
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:13 PM): And you’re all texting:
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:28 PM): “Louis, bring the car around. And make sure the drinks [...]
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State of Hate
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:22 PM): oh shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:24 PM): pleasant surprise
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:28 PM): i downloaded “state of play”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:36 PM): turns out rachel mcmywife is in it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:41 PM): fuck you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:42 PM): FUCK
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:43 PM): YOU.
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Thanks for everything, Swayze
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we lost one of our own today…
[19:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: indeed.
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i think some words are in order for the loss of a legendary sunsetter
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: one of the first and very finest
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a godfather of sunsets
[19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: fuck you, you rude mother fucker
[19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: lmao
[19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: my shit didn’t flash
[19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: anyway
[20:00] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: some words?
[20:00] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: we’ll pretend To Wong Foo, Thanks For [...]
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Pussy swimming
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:00 PM): i need to wait a half hour before i can fuckin grub
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:29:07 PM): did you go swimming, pussy?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:11 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:21 PM): nah, dinner doesn’t start til 5
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:37 PM): fucking, they better have non shitty food
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:48 PM): if they ain’t got no anti-candida chicken fried steak i swear i’m gonna raise
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Telepathy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:21:39 PM): you know what fucking owns?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:21:44 PM): us
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:21:52 PM): you read my fucking mind
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A few of my favorite things
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:04 PM): man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:07 PM): i dunno about you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:16 PM): but autumn is my favorite season
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:11:36 PM): i’m a spring/summer, guy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:41 PM): see
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:51 PM): i like when the leaves turn colors
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:54 PM): why, you ask?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:00 PM): do you know what colors the leaves turn to?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:12 PM): orange and purple…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:14 PM): EUREKA!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:18 PM): *nods*
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:28 PM): god must [...]
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Dogfishead Brewery
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:04:49 PM): man, i got this fuckin dogfishead punkin brew
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:04:53 PM): shit needs to get cold
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:04:58 PM): … what?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:07 PM): haha it’s a pumpkin spiced beer
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:16 PM): by dogfishead brewery
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:05:25 PM): shit better taste good
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:05:31 PM): i want a beer that tastes like sweet potato pie
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:35 PM): it’s a fall seasonal
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:35 PM): i dunno if [...]
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Dainty little bodies
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:13 PM): she’s the only asian chick i’d fuck
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:16 PM): haha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:19 PM): there are some i’d put it to
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:34 PM): they have such dainty little bodies
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:38 PM): and great skin
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:41 PM): hahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:47 PM): it’s perfect
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:48 PM): because
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:50 PM): after i fuck them
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:53 PM): I plan to skin them
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:55 PM): and wear their skin
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:57 PM): hahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Coming of age
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:35 PM): me and ian are gonna’ start a club once we’ve saved up enough money
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:38 PM): called club sunset
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:45 PM): it’s 80’s night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:46 PM): every night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:10:03 PM): and we’ll have sunsets projected onto the walls at all times
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:10:11 PM): so that the entire night is a sunset
thispartyisNSFW (10:10:57 PM): I seriously just sat here, imagined [...]
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Lvl 39 – Warrior
thispartyisNSFW (9:51:53 PM): Did I tell you that I’m going to start giving you guys levels based on our friendship?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:07 PM): haha, you didn’t
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:09 PM): what’s my level?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:16 PM): break down my friendship stats
thispartyisNSFW (9:52:25 PM): That’s why I love you, Chris.
thispartyisNSFW (9:52:36 PM): No one else asked about their stats.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:42 PM): what’d i tell you, joe?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:44 PM): [...]
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Men, Women & Children
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:48:25 PM): YOU DON’T NEED A REASON
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:48:37 PM): TO GET OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:48:42 PM): WE CAN GET IT ON AND ON
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:48:54 PM): ALL NIGHT LONG
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There's no need to thank me
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:54 PM): OOOOOHO HO HO HO
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:57 PM): THAT IS SO GOOD
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:06 PM): fuck yeah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:20 PM): i like how they’re trying to be cocks about it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:28 PM): and fucking you and i just get it
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:37 PM): of course, dude
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:44 PM): the fucking pencil book ends
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:47 PM): check that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:49 PM): THAT’S dope
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:57 PM): with the fucking [...]
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Soooo good
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:04:38 AM): i’m so funny
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:13 AM): really
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:18 AM): you are one wild and crazy guy
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:05:32 AM): not as wild and crazy as you are, ian :3
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:54 AM): =D
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Immaculate miscarriage
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:27:32 PM): i just deleted my booby folder
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:28:45 PM): why
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:29:18 PM): turning over a new leaf
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:29:36 PM): liar
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:29:50 PM): srsly
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:29:58 PM): you’ll regret it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:30:45 PM): maybe
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:30:58 PM): i may need cash in the future
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:31:02 PM): that could’ve been handy blackmail
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:32:15 PM): exactly
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:32:34 PM): you never wanna cash your chips in too early
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:36:08 PM): oh my [...]
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I take it back. It sucks
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:09 PM): No, fuck that.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:11 PM): I take it back.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:13 PM): It sucks.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:18 PM): I can’t even read it.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:24 PM): And what is that color?
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:25 PM): Salmon?
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:41 PM): I don’t even like fish.
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They call me Chris Universe
lizmagdaleno (4:33:31 PM): perf
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:33:39 PM): AHHH! you’re catching on :]
lizmagdaleno (4:33:42 PM): ?
lizmagdaleno (4:33:47 PM): onto what?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:33:48 PM): the use of perf’
lizmagdaleno (4:33:55 PM): ive used that before
lizmagdaleno (4:34:00 PM): plenty of times
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:34:09 PM): no way
lizmagdaleno (4:34:16 PM): yep
lizmagdaleno (4:34:17 PM): haha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:35:21 PM): no way, liz
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:35:22 PM): no way
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:35:28 PM): that’s impossible
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:35:31 PM): i have chat logs
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:35:36 PM): i can find out [...]
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United
whosJenWolf (11:35:05 PM): i like universe united. its like the most important movement that doesnt exist that everyone should know about
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Fucking ethereal
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:27:51 PM): fuckin, did i tell you about my experience monday night?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:28:01 PM): naw
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:03 PM): fuckin
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:11 PM): all night there was this bomb ass breeze
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:19 PM): like, it wasn’t hot out, wasn’t cold out
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:23 PM): it was fucking awesome
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:45 PM): it was my friend’s birthday, so we went out to a bar and needless to [...]
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She works at Starbucks
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:28:24 PM): wow, she’s fucking gorg’
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:28:50 PM): that’s like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:28:53 PM): a perfect nose
lizmagdaleno (12:29:02 PM): she works at starbucks ;]
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:29:10 PM): next time i’m in town?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:29:13 PM): yeah, we’re going to it
lizmagdaleno (12:29:19 PM): hahahah k
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:29:37 PM): i’ll have to look my most ravishing
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:29:45 PM): “hey… you were at my going away party, i think”
lizmagdaleno (12:29:55 PM): umm
lizmagdaleno [...]
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Goldenrod?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:17 PM): did you see hungover?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:20 PM): nah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:23 PM): i can’t bring myself to man
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:23 PM): i’ve lost track of who has and hasn’t
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:27 PM): same
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:33 PM): do i really wanna spend my mother fuckin’ money on that?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:39 PM): i wouldn’t even pay
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:41 PM): but you know
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:42 PM): lie
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:42 PM): k
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:43 PM): e.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:44 PM): FUCK
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Nevermind
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:16:18 AM): this girl i know
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:16:33 AM): nevermind
thispartyisNSFW (12:16:43 AM): Yeah, nevermind.
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FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:02:01 AM): i wish she did porn
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:02:05 AM): but at the same time, i don’t
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:02:09 AM): because i wouldn’t be able to watch it
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:12 AM): I’m glad she doesn’t
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:17 AM): Cause she’d be all
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:53 AM): “Yeah! YEEAH! FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME! Yeah fuck that little pussy.”
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Do-over!
[01:20] lizmagdaleno: i have to peeeeeeeeeee
[01:20] lizmagdaleno: am i going?
[01:20] lizmagdaleno: no
[01:20] lizmagdaleno: rather, i reach for water
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So much more…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:12:59 PM): sunsets are so much more than suns setting
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:05 PM): seriously
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:09 PM): it’s a state of mind
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:25 PM): it’s a concept
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:46 PM): a concept only few can grasp
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:29 PM): seriously
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:33 PM): people who
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:35 PM): …
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:38 PM): get it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:50 PM): fuckin, i can see myself pulling up on that strip
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:57 PM): “relax” by frankie goes [...]
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"You're over Vegas right now"
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:04:56 PM): fucking, june 10th my parents are going away overnight so i’m gonna have a small bro b q
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:03 PM): at around 8
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:07 PM): when the sun is just beginning to set
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:08 PM): i’m there
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:11 PM): i just got on the plane
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:20 PM): hahaha you’re over vegas right now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:28 PM): just passed chicago
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:35 PM): [...]
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Get my "Like" on
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i’m havin’ a 80’s power hour on my facebook
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i don’t know what this will accomplish
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: but i’m stoked
[22:21] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: guess i better get my like on
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Sunsets '86
[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we should develop a game
[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: in which you just contemplate sunsets
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: seriously
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: it’s like
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: stage 1
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: rooftop poolside
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: boss fight: your coked out bitch in a sexy one-piece and heels
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck yes
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: stage 2
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: road overlooking the beach
[21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you’re driving a convertible, obviously
[21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: boss fight: contemplate the finer points
[21:53] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: player 1 is in a [...]
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California Chic
whosJenWolf (6:33:55 PM): yea….she just went all crazy about it. and im not trying to come off all laid back chill california chic but……well im too laid back for her late 20s bullshit
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GO, Chris U.! GO, Chris U.! GO!
thispartyisNSFW (3:14:52 PM): Cole and I are pissed that you have the best nickname.
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Electro Pops
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:39:49 PM): let’s buy an ice cream truck and drive it ourselves
lvdesignart (10:39:58 PM): i was just thinking that!
lvdesignart (10:40:01 PM): thatd be the shit!
lvdesignart (10:40:30 PM): blast some electro and sell electro pops
lvdesignart (10:40:31 PM): word
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Social networks
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:01 AM): Dude, MySpace is like a social network for tombstones.
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:29 AM): It’s sad.
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:39 AM): Like, I thought up a skit today about MySpace and Facebook.
thispartyisNSFW (12:03:13 AM): Facebook is the ex high school geek and MySpace is the former jock.
thispartyisNSFW (12:03:50 AM): MySpace walks into a restaurant dressed in bum fashunz and sees a table with [...]
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Swine Flu II
thispartyisNSFW (11:50:47 PM): “Swine Flu Outbreak One Step Closer to Full Pandemic” – FOXNews.com
thispartyisNSFW (11:50:50 PM): Give me a fucking break.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:10 PM): they need to update me on AIDS and shit
thispartyisNSFW (11:51:26 PM): Yeah man, tell me which motherfuckers have AIDS.
thispartyisNSFW (11:51:32 PM): I don’t give a fuck about no swine flu.
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"Grants for Boners" Intiative
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:24:02 PM): so this chick, right?
thispartyisNSFW (11:24:12 PM): Right.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:24:31 PM): there’s really no story
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:24:56 PM): but that sam rockwell movie, moon, looks gooooooooooood
thispartyisNSFW (11:25:21 PM): The preview for that I did not see.
thispartyisNSFW (11:25:30 PM): apple.com/trailers?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:25:50 PM): i dunno
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:25:51 PM): i youtubed it
thispartyisNSFW (11:25:52 PM): OH SHIT FOR REAL
thispartyisNSFW (11:26:05 PM): It is the near future. Astronaut Sam Bell is [...]
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Swine Flu
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:46 PM): so first, i had the toilet seat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:50 PM): then they took it from me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:56 PM): i was bankrupt…
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:00 PM): i brought that conficker
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:05 PM): the conficker scare is over
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:09 PM): so what do i do?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:20 PM): i hit em up with that swine flu
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When our powers combine…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:22:40 AM): we’ll have to put our massive brains together and work that shit out
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:22:42 AM): i’m down :]
gregregregokay (12:22:50 AM): ill ill
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:22:58 AM): any time i can place my head against yours, i’m in full time ;]
gregregregokay (12:23:12 AM): siiiiick
gregregregokay (12:23:18 AM): that’s why i’m in love with you
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:24:21 AM): you make me blush :]
gregregregokay (12:24:36 AM): you know i love that smile
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Sorry, bro
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:54:05 AM): how do i tell my brother to move out of my room?
lizmagdaleno (2:54:10 AM): yo
lizmagdaleno (2:54:11 AM): get out
lizmagdaleno (2:54:15 AM): git AUT
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To the heavens
pasteycracker (9:19:48 PM): so if I ever do make it out to cali one day
pasteycracker (9:20:03 PM): we’re going to make a fucking stack of waffles that soars into the heavens
pasteycracker (9:20:10 PM): then we’ll climb said stack
pasteycracker (9:20:16 PM): and eat our way back down. \m/
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Who's gonna' drive you home?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:00 PM): fucking lol @ the names tito ortiz and jenna jameson gave their twins
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:43 PM): lo, wut?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:51 PM): jesse and “journey jett”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:04 PM): wtf
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:12 PM): hahaha srsly
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:21 PM): whatever, though
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:21 PM): i mean
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:30 PM): people tend to name their kids stupid shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:36 PM): wtf is that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:42 PM): if you’re gonna give them an off the wall name
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:45 PM): at least make it badass
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:46 PM): like [...]
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Revelations
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:20:26 AM): i wish it were narrated by jeter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:20:37 AM): don’t act like you couldn’t listen to jeet all day
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:20:49 AM): i dont even recall what jeter sounds like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:21:02 AM): but if it sounds anything like you do with his nuts in your mouth, i’m not interested
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:21:08 AM): hahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:21:16 AM): it doesn’t sound nearly as [...]
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Audi to this?
bikes r awesome (1:25:54 PM): so im telling my firend what our story is
bikes r awesome (1:26:02 PM): and we are getting our story straight
bikes r awesome (1:26:10 PM): and the cop comes up and is like….
bikes r awesome (1:26:20 PM): OH WHATS UP DO0DE!
bikes r awesome (1:26:29 PM): YOU WENT FROM DRIVING AN AUDI TO DRIVING THIS?!?!
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The future is now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:13:25 AM): if dicks were USB sticks
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:13:28 AM): and jizz was data
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:13:39 AM): and to pass data from me to a girl
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:13:42 AM): i had to jizz in her vag’
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:13:44 AM): and it was harmless
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:13:53 AM): and she’d be like, “oh, thanks for those mp3’s!”
lizmagdaleno (11:14:44 AM): hHAHHAHAHA
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Do I ever cross your mind?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:42:35 AM): with every comment i leave on facebook
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:42:38 AM): i leave a nugget in time
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:42:45 AM): hahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:07 AM): i wish it were really like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:10 AM): some time travel
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:16 AM): astral plains and shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:22 AM): so i could shit right now
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:23 AM): hahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:24 AM): and in 16 hours
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:27 AM): it’d hit your face
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:32 AM): lmao
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:36 AM): time rips
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:41 AM): hahahahahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:48 AM): you’d be like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:51 AM): “fucking chris”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:54 AM): hahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:44:16 AM): “told that [...]
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In yo MOUF
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:36:55 AM): they got brothels up in that bitch?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:36:57 AM): like thailand?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:08 AM): you know, i’m not sure
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:08 AM): though
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:16 AM): there’s a part of singapore one dares not go
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:24 AM): because there’s a lot of tranvestites or some shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:27 AM): and hookers
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:28 AM): and stuff
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:28 AM): hahahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:31 AM): see
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:42 AM): if you left out the transvestites i woulda been like hit that shit up
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:48 AM): but [...]
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Mama Celeste Pizza
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:32:39 AM): they got mama celeste pizzas in singapore?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:32:58 AM): lol, nah
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:33:03 AM): no mama celeste pizzas in singapore
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:33:15 AM): the fuck would i wanna go there for then
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Singing in the rain
lizmagdaleno (7:55:50 AM): hey
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:56:06 AM): good morning, good moooooooorning
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:56:10 AM): it’s fun to stay up late
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:56:13 AM): good morning, good morning
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:56:14 AM): to you
lizmagdaleno (7:56:20 AM): to you
lizmagdaleno (7:56:20 AM): and you
lizmagdaleno (7:56:22 AM): and you
lizmagdaleno (7:56:24 AM): in the morning
lizmagdaleno (7:56:24 AM): in the mooooorning
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Cold Steel
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:26:51 PM): fag
hieramour (2:26:57 PM): yeah
hieramour (2:27:06 PM): actually i am
hieramour (2:27:08 PM): most recently
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:27:13 PM): good
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:27:16 PM): enjoy the vagine
hieramour (2:27:30 PM): yeah after you, i just never wanted to see another dick in my life
hieramour (2:27:38 PM): i am all about the v
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:27:47 PM): i don’t blame you
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:27:50 PM): others usually don’t compare
hieramour (2:27:54 PM): ahah
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:28:19 PM): once you feel the cold steel of the universe inside your loins, it’s tough [...]
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Seeing the point
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:27 PM): on this ride
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:37 PM): this guy was stretching his left leg
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:41 PM): with his two hands
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:47 PM): while still going with his right
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:48 PM): and i was like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:51 PM): i don’t see the point
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:17:54 PM): but that’s pretty cool
bikes r awesome (2:17:58 PM): hahahahahahaha
bikes r awesome (2:18:18 PM): now, if he rode up on me and haduugen’d me off my bike,
bikes r awesome (2:18:24 PM): [...]
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Not enough robots
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:08:06 AM): are you alive or are you a robot?
gregregregokay (1:08:58 AM): im alive
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:09:00 AM): dammit, fuckin’
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:09:03 AM): why does everyone say that?
gregregregokay (1:09:16 AM): cuz you’re not asking enough robots
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Cut/Copy
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: man
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: what if
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a person had and saw only one clock
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: their entire life
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and it was 2 hours and 17 minutes late?
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: their whole fucking life
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: would be a lie
[22:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what if
[22:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: time stood still
[22:03] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: when i thought of you?
[22:03] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: hahahahahahahahahaha
[22:03] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: [...]
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Despicable swamp-ass
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:46 PM): i went riding, right?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:50 PM): and today, i didnt wear underwear
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:52 PM): and it was hot
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:59:52 PM): yeah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:59:55 PM): lmao
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:55 PM): so naturally, i got swamp ass
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:00:00 PM): naturally
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:02 PM): and in my second class
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:08 PM): i was walking down the isle
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:14 PM): and totally put my ass in this chicks face
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:17 PM): and let me tell you
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:23 PM): my ass smelled despicable
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:00:35 PM): HAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:57 PM): it [...]
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Your kiss is on my list
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i wanna have a situation, when we go to miami
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: where we’re in a club
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and this chick is tryin’ to holler at me
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and i’m like
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: LEAVE ME ALONE
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: I’M A FAMILY MAN
[17:31] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: IF YOU PUSH ME TOO FAR, I JUST MIGHT
[17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: HAHAHa
[17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and [...]
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Get a new hair lady
jaimie nicolee (10:33:56 PM): i cant stand her
jaimie nicolee (10:34:08 PM): im sorry you have red hair and you hate your life
jaimie nicolee (10:34:11 PM): i dont know what to tell you
jaimie nicolee (10:34:13 PM): get a new hair lady
jaimie nicolee (10:34:23 PM): and shut the fuck up
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It's just Skynet
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:16:58 PM): could be a virus for all i know
thispartyisNSFW (7:17:16 PM): Oh, no.
thispartyisNSFW (7:17:20 PM): It’s just Skynet
thispartyisNSFW (7:17:28 PM): end2kthx
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:17:41 PM): lol, isnt that from terminator or something?
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:03 PM): Oh man, I’m gonna pretend like I’m not talking to you, but to someone much younger instead.
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:07 PM): This way I won’t explode.
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:19 PM): Hey Timmy.
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:19 PM): “Yeah?”
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:27 PM): You know wassup wit Skynet?
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:33 PM): “No mister. What’s [...]
I guess that bitch could ride trunk