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Ian Reale.

I guess that bitch could ride trunk

gochrisuniverse (9:17:50 PM): i really wanna fuck girl in the middle [of a picture the reader cannot see] gochrisuniverse (9:17:52 PM): she’s not even like gochrisuniverse (9:17:53 PM): dope gochrisuniverse (9:17:57 PM): but i just wanna FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:18:18 PM): i mean FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:18:24 PM): i guess that bitch could ride trunk gochrisuniverse (9:18:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:18:39 PM): but she’s not sitting in the car or anything
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Throwin’ down the gauntlet

gochrisuniverse (9:07:59 PM): you know how women can do that pose gochrisuniverse (9:08:11 PM): they’re on their hands and feet, but arching their back? gochrisuniverse (9:08:13 PM): like, stomach to the air FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:08:18 PM): mhm gochrisuniverse (9:09:52 PM): so say she’s doing that gochrisuniverse (9:09:56 PM): one dude’s fuckin’ her gochrisuniverse (9:09:59 PM): one dude’s gettin’ a beej gochrisuniverse (9:10:05 PM): is that then called a london bridge? gochrisuniverse (9:10:11 PM): [...]
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44 hours a day

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:45 PM): people need to fucking realize FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:46 PM): sometimes FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:53 PM): you just don’t wanna fuckin’ do shit gochrisuniverse (5:13:03 PM): for real gochrisuniverse (5:13:10 PM): or sometimes plans just don’t work out gochrisuniverse (5:13:13 PM): get over it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:16 PM): like, it’s not that i don’t wanna see people or whatever FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:23 PM): i just wanna fuckin’ chill the fuck out and contemplate gochrisuniverse [...]
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

gochrisuniverse (5:11:55 PM): i love kayden FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:12 PM): she’s a little too clever for her own good gochrisuniverse (5:13:25 PM): i’d agree FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:52 PM): i wonder how many people in her classes know what she does gochrisuniverse (5:14:03 PM): i’d guess all gochrisuniverse (5:14:13 PM): i want to transfer to her school before she graduates FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:14:21 PM): i can’t jack off to her anymore. gochrisuniverse (5:14:35 PM): [...]
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Perfectly summed

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:29 PM): hahaha fucking, my friends and i were talking about me selling like FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:34 PM): 2 days ago FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:46 PM): my one friend sells weed and he’s always got a huge ass bookbag full FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:58 PM): and they’re like, “man, you should just sell weed. you don’t smoke so it’d be all profit” FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:22:03 PM): which is true FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Just throwing that out there

gochrisuniverse (7:20:12 PM): man, dawg gochrisuniverse (7:20:16 PM): she’s got a fuckin’ kid FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:24 PM): lmao FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:32 PM): is it just me FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:41 PM): or does that instantly make her less attractive? gochrisuniverse (7:20:49 PM): way less gochrisuniverse (7:21:07 PM): that shit aint tight FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:21:13 PM): the whole milf thing doesn’t really kick in until like age 35 gochrisuniverse (7:21:22 PM): yeah dude gochrisuniverse (7:21:34 PM): prior to that, you’re [...]
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White with cocaine

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:16 AM): I run this shit. FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:57 AM): These streets run white with cocaine FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:19:01 AM): now they’re gonna run red FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:19:05 AM): with your blood.
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Bolt-action rifle

[10:19] gochrisuniverse: “so how’s singapore? do anything crazy and fun?” [10:19] gochrisuniverse: “why aren’t you out doing crazy and fun stuff?” [10:19] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you go to the district one dares not go to? [10:20] gochrisuniverse: hahaha, nah [10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha [10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: get that digginyamouf [10:20] gochrisuniverse: hahahah like a dentist [10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: BOOMSHAKALAKA [10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: all in ya mouffff [10:20] gochrisuniverse: YO MOUF [10:20] [...]
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Dick in a bear-trap

[08:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i had a pretty ethereal experience before [08:38] gochrisuniverse: mm? [08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah [08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it was during sunset, i was feeling kind of shitty [08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and i closed my eyes, and just kind of envisioned sitting on top of a mountain overlooking winding hills [08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and all was well [08:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: then I opened my eyes [...]
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More Nagel than you

gochrisuniverse (2:35:14 PM): hold out is so patrick nagel FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:15 PM): it’s ridic FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:34 PM): know what else is patrick nagel? gochrisuniverse (2:35:37 PM): me FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:45 PM): yes FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:46 PM): but FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:47 PM): more gochrisuniverse (2:35:53 PM): pray tell FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:56 PM): Me. gochrisuniverse (2:36:03 PM): hahahahahahaha gochrisuniverse (2:36:07 PM): you ain’t even got a piece of his work gochrisuniverse (2:36:13 PM): how you gonna’ be more nagel than me? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:36:17 PM): if it [...]
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Not meant to be twisted

THISPARTYISNSFW (2:36:56 PM): Say that 5 times fast THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:03 PM): Nagel was a good Googler THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:11 PM): Nagel was a good Googler THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:26 PM): Irish wristwatch FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:36 PM): fuck that shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:39 PM): i hate tonguetwisters FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:44 PM): my tongue was not meant to be twisted
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1988 Draft of Life

gochrisuniverse (4:10:54 PM): what if the birthing process was like a draft? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:18 PM): HAHAHA gochrisuniverse (4:11:37 PM): you’d have families like gochrisuniverse (4:11:41 PM): dumping their lives gochrisuniverse (4:11:44 PM): to get the first pick FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:49 PM): HAHAHA FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:00 PM): trading away mad shit to get the first pick gochrisuniverse (4:12:16 PM): or trading the rights to the first pick for mad shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:20 PM): hahaha gochrisuniverse (4:14:16 PM): [...]
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No u

gochrisuniverse (7:29:32 PM): http://www.flickr.com/photos/evangagephoto/3855403322/in/set-72157622137923832/ gochrisuniverse (7:29:35 PM): WHY SHE TRYIN’ TO MODEL?1 FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:03 PM): oh come on man FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:07 PM): why you sendin me that gochrisuniverse (7:30:22 PM): who she tryina’ model for? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:31 PM): u gochrisuniverse (7:30:47 PM): no u FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:51 PM): no u
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Earned Fuck Average

[20:54] gochrisuniverse: you playin’ 2k10 huh? [20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yep [20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: explain to me how i have a 2.06 era but a 3-3 record? [20:57] gochrisuniverse: what if prostitution was our national past-time? [20:57] gochrisuniverse: bitches havin’ an earned fuck average [20:57] gochrisuniverse: on the back of a card [20:57] gochrisuniverse: spread eagle on the front [20:57] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha [20:57] gochrisuniverse: all-star edition [20:57] [...]
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I’m a fuckin doctor

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:57:49 PM): i’m a fucking doctor gochrisuniverse (9:58:00 PM): nah, you gotta’ ask questions first gochrisuniverse (9:58:04 PM): “does it itch?” FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:06 PM): i don’t tell you how to suck dick on the street corner FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:10 PM): you don’t tell me how to do my job FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:12 PM): got it?
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Legitimately retarded

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:21:27 AM): this kid i know might be legitimately retarded FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:21:37 AM): aside from the fact that he’s vegan and straight edge, he wants to go to burma FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:22:03 AM): motherfucker, unless you’re rambo the FUCK would you wanna go to fuckin’ burma for?
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Ode to Kristen Bell

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:38:49 PM): time to haiku? gochrisuniverse (7:38:56 PM): fuck yeah, it’s time to haik’ gochrisuniverse (7:39:01 PM): you do the honors first FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:39:13 PM): Kristen Bell, oh god The things I would do to you. You have no idea. gochrisuniverse (7:39:21 PM): hahahaha gochrisuniverse (7:40:29 PM): ode to kristen bell put a baby in that ass let me see that smile FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:40:38 PM): hahahah gochrisuniverse (8:06:06 PM): never forget, dawg forgetting sarah [...]
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Renowned cocaine connoisseur

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:18 PM): my new roommate better realize he’s going to be living with a future internet celebrity gochrisuniverse (2:58:51 PM): not to mention renowned cocaine connoisseur gochrisuniverse (2:58:56 PM): and future club venue owner FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:59 PM): serious FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:04 PM): and enjoyer of fine beers FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:13 PM): i’m rollin’ in there with two expensive ass six packs FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:16 PM): do i give him one? FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Fuck everything

THISPARTYISNSFW (8:12:42 PM): Roma GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:49 PM): RA RA LA LA LA GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:52 PM): ROMA MA MA MA FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:57 PM): whoa whoa FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:00 PM): slow it down chris FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:07 PM): you’re butchering it THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:08 PM): You’re getting overzealous. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:10 PM): please, do the honors FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:11 PM): ahem FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:16 PM): RA HMAH FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:18 PM): fuck it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:20 PM): i don’t care THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:21 PM): HAHAHAHA GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:22 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:23 PM): i’m [...]
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Ode to Greene

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:19 PM): dawg, this ashley greene bitch GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:30 PM): who dat? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:39 PM): some bitch from twilight apparently GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:46 PM): sup witter FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:52 PM): i’d hit it. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:58 PM): lemme google GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): oh, shit GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): me too FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:15 PM): haha GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:23 PM): like tim allen GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:25 PM): UUUUHNNN??? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHA GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:52 PM): shall we haiku? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:00 PM): we shall GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): ashley greene, you bitch good thing [...]
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EST+5:00

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:55 PM): joe’s gonna’ be mad GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:01 PM): that i’m posting so many posts in a row FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:05 PM): lmao GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:11 PM): i’m saving them for tomorrow FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:13 PM): lol FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:27 PM): it’s tomorrow right now GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:54 PM): yeah, there FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:11 PM): i’ve told you before FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:19 PM): the only timezone that exists is GMT-5:00 FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:35 PM): gmt doesn’t even exist. FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:48 PM): gmt is [...]
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Inherent danger

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:10 PM): who knew there was a fucking inherent danger to being this comprehensive? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:23 PM): there’s danger in everything, dawg FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:28 PM): i mean FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:31 PM): sunsets themselves FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:34 PM): coke is no toy. FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:40 PM): neither are ferraris.
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Almost too contemplative

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:02 PM): fucking GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:09 PM): the official video for enjoy the silence GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:13 PM): the beginning is so sick FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:41:17 PM): hahaha i know GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:17 PM): the extended beginning GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:40 PM): one of the downsides to contemplating is that sometimes GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:44 PM): it can just be depressing GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:47 PM): like GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:53 PM): the first 20 seconds of that video GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:56 PM): you’re contemplating GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:58 PM): [...]
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That's romantic

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:14:22 PM): who THE FUCK walks in the rain? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:09 PM): idiots FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:17 PM): i hate walking in the rain, man FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:20 PM): shit isn’t romantic FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:22 PM): it’s just stupid FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:26 PM): you know what’s romantic? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:28 PM): walking on the beach FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:30 PM): during a sunset. FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:32 PM): that’s romantic. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:40 PM): that gets me a boner just thinkin’ about it GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:45 PM): [...]
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Bunk ass Chris ass Universe

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:56 PM): your fucked up code fucked up my gold GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:12 PM): what? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:18 PM): look at the post FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:24 PM): huge takes up another one of my lines GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:31 PM): oh, hahahahahaha GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:47 PM): your fucked up gold fucked up my code, dawg FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:54 PM): lol FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:01 PM): your code is bunk dawg GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:09:07 PM): your fucking gold is bunk FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:15 PM): you’re [...]
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Pumpkin head lookin' baby

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:11 PM): that baby is SO cute GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:11 PM): and fat GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:19 PM): babies just be havin’ ROLLS FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:18 PM): that is not cute FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:24 PM): that baby’s fuckin’ head is HUGE GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:46 PM): fake ass lookin’ baby GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:54 PM): lookin’ like a doll FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:59 PM): that baby looks fuckin’ fake FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:51:04 PM): fuckin’ big headed fake ass baby FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:51:13 PM): i bet you [...]
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Kenny Powers as Ian Cocaine

[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: who shall play me? [23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need some crooked ass motherfucker [23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: like kenny powers [23:37] gochrisuniverse: dude [23:37] gochrisuniverse: that’s perfect [23:37] gochrisuniverse: the guy that plays kenny powers, as kenny powers, playing you [23:37] gochrisuniverse: it’s perfect [23:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck [23:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: that’s so it [23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: also [23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i will not sign my likeness over [23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: unless [...]
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Personal Jesus

gochrisuniverse (6:41:16 PM): das when i whipped out my jammy FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:22 PM): HAHA gochrisuniverse (6:41:23 PM): she’s all gochrisuniverse (6:41:32 PM): AH! MY W’UH’D! FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:46 PM): and i pop up out the trunk FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:49 PM): and i’m all like FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:50 PM): LET’S DANCE gochrisuniverse (6:41:53 PM): hahhaaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:42:01 PM): and i get the fuck down in barcelona gochrisuniverse (6:42:13 PM): i wanna get down in barcelona with this broad, [...]
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Cocaine on nose?

[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m always a +50 CON [16:54] gochrisuniverse: con? [16:54] gochrisuniverse: cocaine on nose? [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: contemplatiom, dawg [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: jhaha [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: nm [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ..\fjkc [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: FUCKJ [16:54] gochrisuniverse: hahahahahaha [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: l.,asdksdklfjsd [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [16:54] gochrisuniverse: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [16:54] gochrisuniverse: AAAHHHNNNNNN JAEGER [16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha [16:55] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fucking typing while playing kof [16:55] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: not really working out, clearly
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Erikuu Panguu

[11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ayo [11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s ya boy eric pang [11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: wuffud [11:11] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha [11:11] gochrisuniverse: AYO [11:11] gochrisuniverse: you gotta scream it [11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha [11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fucking eric pang [11:11] gochrisuniverse: AYO UNIVERSE [11:11] gochrisuniverse: HEY MAN [11:12] gochrisuniverse: DUDE, SO WHEN ARE WE GONNA JAM ON SUMODAT SF4????? [11:12] gochrisuniverse: and then you just say like [11:12] gochrisuniverse: “oh, yeah. whenever, man” [11:12] [...]
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Prehistoric Pterodactyl bird

[19:22] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m drinking brew out of my challice [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so badass [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: man [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: imagine medieval sunsets [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: chillin’ on top of a castle [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: upon my throne [19:23] gochrisuniverse: facing the west [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: drinking mead from a goblet [19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: THERE IS NO ONE ELSE AROUND ME. [19:23] gochrisuniverse: goblet in one hand [19:23] gochrisuniverse: huge ass [...]
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Make this shit happen

[18:33] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need to make it so if i post something to facebook whilst on the shitter [18:33] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it says, “about an hour ago via toilet” [18:33] gochrisuniverse: HAHAHAHAHA [18:33] gochrisuniverse: please do [18:33] gochrisuniverse: ’cause i hate when it says shit like [18:33] gochrisuniverse: twitter [18:33] gochrisuniverse: or some shit [18:33] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: haha, if it was possible i would [18:33] [...]
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Coke game

[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i was gonna sell my books on amazon [15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: but honestly i just don’t fucking feel like it [15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i’m gonna take horribly discounted prices for the school [15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: actually fuck it [15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: amazon it is [15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need money [15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: business is slow
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How can we promote more?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:27 PM): i’m thinking i’m going to pass an idea on to the skittles company FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:32 PM): so that we get our own bag of skittles FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:35 PM): taste the sunset FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:38 PM): sunsets > rainbows FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:42 PM): as if i needed to say that
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Does it? Does it even?

[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: brian and i were just arguing with some irish fag on l4d2 before we took a break to eat [15:29] gochrisuniverse: hahaha [15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, fuck ireland [15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: talk about a place nobody gives a fuck about [15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: does the sun even set in ireland?
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Eiffel II

[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Which means Eiffel Tower in da back of a pickup. [22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m wearing a hard-hat. [22:08] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha [22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: You’re eating a steak. [22:08] gochrisuniverse: and there’s coke on her back [22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: And Ian is doing the line. [22:08] gochrisuniverse: holy shit [22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: “I always wanted to do coke in Paris.”
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Just how I jam **100th post!!**

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:44:35 PM): eiffel tower her gochrisuniverse (12:44:48 PM): and then alternate doing lines off her back? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:01 PM): i’m more of a mound off the tit kind of guy gochrisuniverse (12:45:47 PM): i just suggested that because it’s easy out of the eiffel tower position FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:57 PM): true gochrisuniverse (12:46:13 PM): i’d be down to do a line from a chicks belly button [...]
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China white, baby

gochrisuniverse (12:18:20 PM): coke may not be made of animal byproduct gochrisuniverse (12:18:25 PM): but it’ll never be vegan FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:42 PM): for real FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:54 PM): i cut mine with fucking chicken breast sometimes, don’t worry gochrisuniverse (12:19:00 PM): hahaha gochrisuniverse (12:19:21 PM): i cut everything like i’m cutting lines FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:27 PM): hahahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:33 PM): i should start cutting my dinner like that gochrisuniverse (12:19:44 PM): i don’t cut [...]
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Tear down that fucking wall

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:30 AM): when i think of the 30s FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:34 AM): i think of the depression, hitler, death FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:38 AM): hence, 80s > gochrisuniverse (11:21:52 AM): those are like, the opposite of fine gochrisuniverse (11:21:59 AM): the thicker things in life FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:01 AM): not to mention, one of the original pimps, Ronnie Regz FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:10 AM): an actor turned president? where do i sign up? FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Dingers, baby

gochrisuniverse (10:17:20 PM): i can picture you not even mad gochrisuniverse (10:17:28 PM): goin’ to a party with a bat gochrisuniverse (10:17:32 PM): swingin’ it gochrisuniverse (10:17:34 PM): as you talked gochrisuniverse (10:17:36 PM): like you were warmin’ up gochrisuniverse (10:17:39 PM): like you were on deck FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:41 PM): hahahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:56 PM): i should start doin that gochrisuniverse (10:18:28 PM): dude’s tryin’ to talk to you about his poli-sci 242 [...]
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On some cocaine shit

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:26 PM): motherfuckers are lucky i’m an hour and a half away FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:33 PM): or i’d run over there on some cocaine shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:38 PM): and start cuttin motherfuckers FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:41 PM): or swinging a bat FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:48 PM): breakin shit for no reason FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:14:00 PM): screaming shit in portuguese
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NY to Miami

[16:17] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I feel like there should be a direct freeway from NY to Miami called the 1986. [16:18] gochrisuniverse: i’d incorporate it into my route to the club [16:18] gochrisuniverse: no matter how out of the way it was [16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha [16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: the thing is [16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d never be out of the way [16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d always [...]
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All across the Universe

[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dude [16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i just went to their myspace [16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: did you fucking see their location?! [16:11] gochrisuniverse: nah, where? [16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ALL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, United States [16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i think they get it, dude. [16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: shotgun on marrying that girl. [16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you can have her when we divorce [16:12] gochrisuniverse: fuck you [16:12] gochrisuniverse: i get [...]
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This is a variation

[15:51] gochrisuniverse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjRL1DYTks [15:52] gochrisuniverse: get past the corny beginning [15:52] gochrisuniverse: and it sunsets out [15:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: first bitch is adorable [15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, i dig this [15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m picturing myself atop a mountain overlooking the beach [15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s about 7:14 [15:53] gochrisuniverse: brisk weather [15:53] gochrisuniverse: a little breezy [15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah [15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: around…65 with a slight breeze [15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m [...]
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Damn Facebook

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:16:46 PM): facebook is such a pile of shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:15 PM): because it never works FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:32 PM): DURRR WE ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR DURRR FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:41 PM): NOW NOTHING IS GOING TO LOAD DURRRRR FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:59 PM): oh fan fucking tastic FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:09 PM): now my internet doesn’t work again FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:11 PM): great FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:24:20 PM): fucking thing FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:24:26 PM): all i wanna do is watch some porn FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Whipped out the jammy

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:18 PM): so while i was walking from my car to my dorm FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:25 PM): these two kids, probly middle schoolers FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:28 PM): tried to sell me weed FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:39 PM): i had to really try not to laugh my ass off gochrisuniverse (12:14:47 PM): hahaha gochrisuniverse (12:14:51 PM): shoulda’ punched ‘em and took it gochrisuniverse (12:14:53 PM): and sold it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:15:50 PM): hahaha it was [...]
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Prodigious sunsets

[19:13] gochrisuniverse: joe’s brother texts him today [19:13] gochrisuniverse: “i’m in a convertible, driving along the coast, with a fine blonde chick during sunset” [19:13] gochrisuniverse: we fucking flipped the fuck out [19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha [19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what a badass [19:13] gochrisuniverse: seriously [19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s a fucking prodigy [19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s not a sunsetter now [19:13] gochrisuniverse: but down the road, he [...]
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Grimey

[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i haven’t showered since yesterday morning [19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: grimey [19:10] gochrisuniverse: so grimey [19:10] gochrisuniverse: i did the show mad grimey [19:10] gochrisuniverse: i’ve been hitting on chicks mad grimey [19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha [19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: that’s the way to do it
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I'm sensitive

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:43 PM): stop being nice FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:49 PM): let a bitch fuckin’ have it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:52 PM): but don’t let me have it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:55 PM): i’m sensitive
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Down with us

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:02 PM): http://www.singleape.com/ GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:04 PM): the owner likes our blog FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:41 PM): he’s down with us? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:53 PM): he’s down with us FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:59 PM): i’m down with him.
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Quote of the century

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:33 PM): i’m so fucking cute when i do cute shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:41 PM): lol FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:52 PM): quote of the century right there
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Shit really occurs to you

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:56:38 PM): man FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:56:47 PM): when shit really occurs to you, it’s so weird FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:57:03 PM): like, you could know about it for a while and then all the sudden you’re just like “shit.” gochrisuniverse (11:57:30 PM): like what? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:57:41 PM): “damn man, I have the clap”
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Groovin' to the beat

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:40:57 PM): you know what today is? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:41:06 PM): friday night GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:41:11 PM): and i just got paid FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:41:14 PM): absolutely
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With or without you

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:42 PM): god, how amazing it must have been to see a contemplative moonlit cityscape atop the twin towers FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:49 PM): fucking terrorists FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:57 PM): that’s what they were trying to destroy FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:59 PM): not democracy FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:07 PM): contemplative moonlit cityscapes GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:20 PM): don’t say that in front of me, man GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:23 PM): that just gets my blood boiling FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:28 PM): you’re [...]
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So gay

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:09 PM): “the sun never sets on the british empire” FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:16 PM): and that’s why britain is gay
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Why, of fucking course!

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:04:24 PM): gotta add that to the sunset vernacular FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:02 PM): that’s the thing about being a sunsetter FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:10 PM): it’s a lifestyle, we have our own lingo. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:33 PM): we should write a book GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:52 PM): Getting It: A Sunsetters Guide GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:01 PM): by Ian Cocaine & Chris Universe FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:12 PM): i’d read it. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:24 PM): wofc, man FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:34 PM): wofc indeed GOCHRISUNIVERSE [...]
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Comprehension 101

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:13:06 PM): i’m amazed by how comprehensive we are FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:13:17 PM): we cover all the bases.
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Cut a bitch

[17:18] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: there’s an exacto knife that was left at this computer [17:18] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i shall take it [17:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: do so [17:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: never know when you might need to precisely cut a bitch
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A simple solution

[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i have no idea what i’m supposed to be doing for this project, man [16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: this fool doesn’t give us any sort of guidelines [16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: no prompt [16:41] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: just draw a sunset [16:41] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hand it in
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Immovable / Irresistable

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:14:08 PM): i think the swayze post is the best of all time GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:14:31 PM): you didn’t even flinch on that shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:45 PM): sometimes i’m the immovable object FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:47 PM): and FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:52 PM): the irresistable force.
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Lujon II

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:40:54 PM): this is like oldschool 1950’s sunsets FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:14 PM): this might be more like sunrise FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:20 PM): you’re getting out of some jazz club FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:24 PM): it’s like 6 in the morning FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:29 PM): you’re walking out to your car FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:34 PM): the sun is starting to rise FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:48 PM): it’s like 64 degrees out FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:42:02 PM): you’re wearing a white [...]
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State of Hate

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:22 PM): oh shit GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:24 PM): pleasant surprise GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:28 PM): i downloaded “state of play” GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:36 PM): turns out rachel mcmywife is in it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:41 PM): fuck you FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:42 PM): FUCK FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:43 PM): YOU.
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Thanks for everything, Swayze

[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we lost one of our own today… [19:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: indeed. [19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i think some words are in order for the loss of a legendary sunsetter [19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: one of the first and very finest [19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a godfather of sunsets [19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: fuck you, you rude mother fucker [19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: lmao [19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: my shit didn’t flash [19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: anyway [20:00] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: some words? [20:00] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: we’ll pretend To Wong Foo, Thanks For [...]
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Pussy swimming

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:00 PM): i need to wait a half hour before i can fuckin grub GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:29:07 PM): did you go swimming, pussy? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:11 PM): hahahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:21 PM): nah, dinner doesn’t start til 5 FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:37 PM): fucking, they better have non shitty food FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:48 PM): if they ain’t got no anti-candida chicken fried steak i swear i’m gonna raise
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Telepathy

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:21:39 PM): you know what fucking owns? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:21:44 PM): us FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:21:52 PM): you read my fucking mind
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A few of my favorite things

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:04 PM): man FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:07 PM): i dunno about you FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:16 PM): but autumn is my favorite season GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:11:36 PM): i’m a spring/summer, guy FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:41 PM): see FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:51 PM): i like when the leaves turn colors FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:54 PM): why, you ask? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:00 PM): do you know what colors the leaves turn to? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:12 PM): orange and purple… GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:14 PM): EUREKA! FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:18 PM): *nods* GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:28 PM): god must [...]
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Dogfishead Brewery

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:04:49 PM): man, i got this fuckin dogfishead punkin brew FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:04:53 PM): shit needs to get cold GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:04:58 PM): … what? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:07 PM): haha it’s a pumpkin spiced beer FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:16 PM): by dogfishead brewery GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:05:25 PM): shit better taste good GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:05:31 PM): i want a beer that tastes like sweet potato pie FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:35 PM): it’s a fall seasonal FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:35 PM): i dunno if [...]
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Dainty little bodies

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:13 PM): she’s the only asian chick i’d fuck FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:16 PM): haha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:19 PM): there are some i’d put it to GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:34 PM): they have such dainty little bodies GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:38 PM): and great skin FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:41 PM): hahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:47 PM): it’s perfect FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:48 PM): because FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:50 PM): after i fuck them FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:53 PM): I plan to skin them FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:55 PM): and wear their skin GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:57 PM): hahahahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Oh dawg.

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:11:43 PM): dawg. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:11:46 PM): you see that sunset? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:11:54 PM): oh dawg.
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Men, Women & Children

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:48:25 PM): YOU DON’T NEED A REASON FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:48:37 PM): TO GET OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:48:42 PM): WE CAN GET IT ON AND ON FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:48:54 PM): ALL NIGHT LONG
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There's no need to thank me

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:54 PM): OOOOOHO HO HO HO GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:57 PM): THAT IS SO GOOD FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:06 PM): fuck yeah FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:20 PM): i like how they’re trying to be cocks about it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:28 PM): and fucking you and i just get it GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:37 PM): of course, dude FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:44 PM): the fucking pencil book ends FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:47 PM): check that shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:49 PM): THAT’S dope GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:57 PM): with the fucking [...]
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Soooo good

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:04:38 AM): i’m so funny FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:13 AM): really FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:18 AM): you are one wild and crazy guy GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:05:32 AM): not as wild and crazy as you are, ian :3 FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:54 AM): =D
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Immaculate miscarriage

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:27:32 PM): i just deleted my booby folder FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:28:45 PM): why GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:29:18 PM): turning over a new leaf FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:29:36 PM): liar GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:29:50 PM): srsly FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:29:58 PM): you’ll regret it. GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:30:45 PM): maybe GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:30:58 PM): i may need cash in the future GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:31:02 PM): that could’ve been handy blackmail FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:32:15 PM): exactly FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:32:34 PM): you never wanna cash your chips in too early GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:36:08 PM): oh my [...]
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Fucking ethereal

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:27:51 PM): fuckin, did i tell you about my experience monday night? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:28:01 PM): naw FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:03 PM): fuckin FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:11 PM): all night there was this bomb ass breeze FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:19 PM): like, it wasn’t hot out, wasn’t cold out FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:23 PM): it was fucking awesome FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:45 PM): it was my friend’s birthday, so we went out to a bar and needless to [...]
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Goldenrod?

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:17 PM): did you see hungover? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:20 PM): nah FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:23 PM): i can’t bring myself to man GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:23 PM): i’ve lost track of who has and hasn’t GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:27 PM): same GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:33 PM): do i really wanna spend my mother fuckin’ money on that? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:39 PM): i wouldn’t even pay FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:41 PM): but you know FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:42 PM): lie FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:42 PM): k FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:43 PM): e. FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:44 PM): FUCK FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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So much more…

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:12:59 PM): sunsets are so much more than suns setting FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:05 PM): seriously FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:09 PM): it’s a state of mind GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:25 PM): it’s a concept GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:46 PM): a concept only few can grasp FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:29 PM): seriously FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:33 PM): people who FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:35 PM): … FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:38 PM): get it FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:50 PM): fuckin, i can see myself pulling up on that strip FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:57 PM): “relax” by frankie goes [...]
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"You're over Vegas right now"

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:04:56 PM): fucking, june 10th my parents are going away overnight so i’m gonna have a small bro b q FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:03 PM): at around 8 FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:07 PM): when the sun is just beginning to set GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:08 PM): i’m there GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:11 PM): i just got on the plane FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:20 PM): hahaha you’re over vegas right now GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:28 PM): just passed chicago FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:35 PM): [...]
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Get my "Like" on

[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i’m havin’ a 80’s power hour on my facebook [22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i don’t know what this will accomplish [22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: but i’m stoked [22:21] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: guess i better get my like on
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Sunsets '86

[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we should develop a game [21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: in which you just contemplate sunsets [21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: seriously [21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: it’s like [21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: stage 1 [21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: rooftop poolside [21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: boss fight: your coked out bitch in a sexy one-piece and heels [21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck yes [21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: stage 2 [21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: road overlooking the beach [21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you’re driving a convertible, obviously [21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: boss fight: contemplate the finer points [21:53] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: player 1 is in a [...]
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Swine Flu

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:46 PM): so first, i had the toilet seat FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:50 PM): then they took it from me FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:56 PM): i was bankrupt… FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:00 PM): i brought that conficker FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:05 PM): the conficker scare is over FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:09 PM): so what do i do? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:20 PM): i hit em up with that swine flu
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Who's gonna' drive you home?

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:00 PM): fucking lol @ the names tito ortiz and jenna jameson gave their twins GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:43 PM): lo, wut? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:51 PM): jesse and  “journey jett” GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:04 PM): wtf FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:12 PM): hahaha srsly GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:21 PM): whatever, though GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:21 PM): i mean GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:30 PM): people tend to name their kids stupid shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:36 PM): wtf is that shit FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:42 PM): if you’re gonna give them an off the wall name FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:45 PM): at least make it badass FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:46 PM): like [...]
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Revelations

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:20:26 AM): i wish it were narrated by jeter FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:20:37 AM): don’t act like you couldn’t listen to jeet all day GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:20:49 AM): i dont even recall what jeter sounds like GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:21:02 AM): but if it sounds anything like you do with his nuts in your mouth, i’m not interested FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:21:08 AM): hahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:21:16 AM): it doesn’t sound nearly as [...]
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Do I ever cross your mind?

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:42:35 AM): with every comment i leave on facebook GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:42:38 AM): i leave a nugget in time FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:42:45 AM): hahahaha GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:07 AM): i wish it were really like GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:10 AM): some time travel GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:16 AM): astral plains and shit GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:22 AM): so i could shit right now FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:23 AM): hahaha GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:24 AM): and in 16 hours GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:27 AM): it’d hit your face FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:32 AM): lmao FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:36 AM): time rips GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:41 AM): hahahahahahaha GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:48 AM): you’d be like GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:51 AM): “fucking chris” FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:54 AM): hahahaha GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:44:16 AM): “told that [...]
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In yo MOUF

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:36:55 AM): they got brothels up in that bitch? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:36:57 AM): like thailand? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:08 AM): you know, i’m not sure GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:08 AM): though GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:16 AM): there’s a part of singapore one dares not go GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:24 AM): because there’s a lot of tranvestites or some shit GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:27 AM): and hookers GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:28 AM): and stuff FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:28 AM): hahahahahaha FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:31 AM): see FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:42 AM): if you left out the transvestites i woulda been like hit that shit up FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:48 AM): but [...]
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Mama Celeste Pizza

FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:32:39 AM): they got mama celeste pizzas in singapore? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:32:58 AM): lol, nah GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:33:03 AM): no mama celeste pizzas in singapore FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:33:15 AM): the fuck would i wanna go there for then
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Lost the toilet seat

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:24:53 PM): i cant believe how gay you’ve gotten GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:25:04 PM): am i talking to ian thomas cocaine reale right now? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:25:12 PM): or am i talking to his dick-less doppleganger? FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:32 PM): you’re talkin’ to a motherfucker that just lost the toilet seat FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:36 PM): i got bigger shit on my plate FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:40 PM): lil bitch ass bitch FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:43 PM): the fuck you think you are FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:47 PM): questioning [...]
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Cut/Copy

[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: man [22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: what if [22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a person had and saw only one clock [22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: their entire life [22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and it was 2 hours and 17 minutes late? [22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: their whole fucking life [22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: would be a lie [22:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what if [22:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: time stood still [22:03] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: when i thought of you? [22:03] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: hahahahahahahahahaha [22:03] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: [...]
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Despicable swamp-ass

GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:46 PM): i went riding, right? GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:50 PM): and today, i didnt wear underwear GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:52 PM): and it was hot FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:59:52 PM): yeah FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:59:55 PM): lmao GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:55 PM): so naturally, i got swamp ass FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:00:00 PM): naturally GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:02 PM): and in my second class GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:08 PM): i was walking down the isle GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:14 PM): and totally put my ass in this chicks face GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:17 PM): and let me tell you GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:23 PM): my ass smelled despicable FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:00:35 PM): HAHAHA GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:57 PM): it [...]
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Your kiss is on my list

[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i wanna have a situation, when we go to miami [17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: where we’re in a club [17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and this chick is tryin’ to holler at me [17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and i’m like [17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: LEAVE ME ALONE [17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: I’M A FAMILY MAN [17:31] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: IF YOU PUSH ME TOO FAR, I JUST MIGHT [17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: HAHAHa [17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and [...]
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