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Throwin’ down the gauntlet
gochrisuniverse (9:07:59 PM): you know how women can do that pose
gochrisuniverse (9:08:11 PM): they’re on their hands and feet, but arching their back?
gochrisuniverse (9:08:13 PM): like, stomach to the air
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:08:18 PM): mhm
gochrisuniverse (9:09:52 PM): so say she’s doing that
gochrisuniverse (9:09:56 PM): one dude’s fuckin’ her
gochrisuniverse (9:09:59 PM): one dude’s gettin’ a beej
gochrisuniverse (9:10:05 PM): is that then called a london bridge?
gochrisuniverse (9:10:11 PM): [...]
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44 hours a day
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:45 PM): people need to fucking realize
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:46 PM): sometimes
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:12:53 PM): you just don’t wanna fuckin’ do shit
gochrisuniverse (5:13:03 PM): for real
gochrisuniverse (5:13:10 PM): or sometimes plans just don’t work out
gochrisuniverse (5:13:13 PM): get over it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:16 PM): like, it’s not that i don’t wanna see people or whatever
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:23 PM): i just wanna fuckin’ chill the fuck out and contemplate
gochrisuniverse [...]
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
gochrisuniverse (5:11:55 PM): i love kayden
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:12 PM): she’s a little too clever for her own good
gochrisuniverse (5:13:25 PM): i’d agree
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:13:52 PM): i wonder how many people in her classes know what she does
gochrisuniverse (5:14:03 PM): i’d guess all
gochrisuniverse (5:14:13 PM): i want to transfer to her school before she graduates
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:14:21 PM): i can’t jack off to her anymore.
gochrisuniverse (5:14:35 PM): [...]
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Perfectly summed
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:29 PM): hahaha fucking, my friends and i were talking about me selling like
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:34 PM): 2 days ago
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:46 PM): my one friend sells weed and he’s always got a huge ass bookbag full
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:58 PM): and they’re like, “man, you should just sell weed. you don’t smoke so it’d be all profit”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:22:03 PM): which is true
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Just throwing that out there
gochrisuniverse (7:20:12 PM): man, dawg
gochrisuniverse (7:20:16 PM): she’s got a fuckin’ kid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:24 PM): lmao
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:32 PM): is it just me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:20:41 PM): or does that instantly make her less attractive?
gochrisuniverse (7:20:49 PM): way less
gochrisuniverse (7:21:07 PM): that shit aint tight
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:21:13 PM): the whole milf thing doesn’t really kick in until like age 35
gochrisuniverse (7:21:22 PM): yeah dude
gochrisuniverse (7:21:34 PM): prior to that, you’re [...]
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White with cocaine
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:16 AM): I run this shit.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:57 AM): These streets run white with cocaine
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:19:01 AM): now they’re gonna run red
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:19:05 AM): with your blood.
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Bolt-action rifle
[10:19] gochrisuniverse: “so how’s singapore? do anything crazy and fun?”
[10:19] gochrisuniverse: “why aren’t you out doing crazy and fun stuff?”
[10:19] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you go to the district one dares not go to?
[10:20] gochrisuniverse: hahaha, nah
[10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: get that digginyamouf
[10:20] gochrisuniverse: hahahah like a dentist
[10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: BOOMSHAKALAKA
[10:20] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: all in ya mouffff
[10:20] gochrisuniverse: YO MOUF
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Dick in a bear-trap
[08:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i had a pretty ethereal experience before
[08:38] gochrisuniverse: mm?
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it was during sunset, i was feeling kind of shitty
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and i closed my eyes, and just kind of envisioned sitting on top of a mountain overlooking winding hills
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and all was well
[08:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: then I opened my eyes [...]
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More Nagel than you
gochrisuniverse (2:35:14 PM): hold out is so patrick nagel
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:15 PM): it’s ridic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:34 PM): know what else is patrick nagel?
gochrisuniverse (2:35:37 PM): me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:45 PM): yes
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:46 PM): but
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:47 PM): more
gochrisuniverse (2:35:53 PM): pray tell
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:56 PM): Me.
gochrisuniverse (2:36:03 PM): hahahahahahaha
gochrisuniverse (2:36:07 PM): you ain’t even got a piece of his work
gochrisuniverse (2:36:13 PM): how you gonna’ be more nagel than me?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:36:17 PM): if it [...]
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Not meant to be twisted
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:36:56 PM): Say that 5 times fast
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:03 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:11 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:26 PM): Irish wristwatch
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:36 PM): fuck that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:39 PM): i hate tonguetwisters
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:44 PM): my tongue was not meant to be twisted
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1988 Draft of Life
gochrisuniverse (4:10:54 PM): what if the birthing process was like a draft?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:18 PM): HAHAHA
gochrisuniverse (4:11:37 PM): you’d have families like
gochrisuniverse (4:11:41 PM): dumping their lives
gochrisuniverse (4:11:44 PM): to get the first pick
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:11:49 PM): HAHAHA
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:00 PM): trading away mad shit to get the first pick
gochrisuniverse (4:12:16 PM): or trading the rights to the first pick for mad shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:12:20 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (4:14:16 PM): [...]
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No u
gochrisuniverse (7:29:32 PM): http://www.flickr.com/photos/evangagephoto/3855403322/in/set-72157622137923832/
gochrisuniverse (7:29:35 PM): WHY SHE TRYIN’ TO MODEL?1
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:03 PM): oh come on man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:07 PM): why you sendin me that
gochrisuniverse (7:30:22 PM): who she tryina’ model for?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:31 PM): u
gochrisuniverse (7:30:47 PM): no u
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:30:51 PM): no u
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Earned Fuck Average
[20:54] gochrisuniverse: you playin’ 2k10 huh?
[20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yep
[20:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: explain to me how i have a 2.06 era but a 3-3 record?
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: what if prostitution was our national past-time?
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: bitches havin’ an earned fuck average
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: on the back of a card
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: spread eagle on the front
[20:57] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[20:57] gochrisuniverse: all-star edition
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I’m a fuckin doctor
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:57:49 PM): i’m a fucking doctor
gochrisuniverse (9:58:00 PM): nah, you gotta’ ask questions first
gochrisuniverse (9:58:04 PM): “does it itch?”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:06 PM): i don’t tell you how to suck dick on the street corner
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:10 PM): you don’t tell me how to do my job
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:12 PM): got it?
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Legitimately retarded
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:21:27 AM): this kid i know might be legitimately retarded
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:21:37 AM): aside from the fact that he’s vegan and straight edge, he wants to go to burma
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:22:03 AM): motherfucker, unless you’re rambo the FUCK would you wanna go to fuckin’ burma for?
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Ode to Kristen Bell
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:38:49 PM): time to haiku?
gochrisuniverse (7:38:56 PM): fuck yeah, it’s time to haik’
gochrisuniverse (7:39:01 PM): you do the honors first
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:39:13 PM): Kristen Bell, oh god
The things I would do to you.
You have no idea.
gochrisuniverse (7:39:21 PM): hahahaha
gochrisuniverse (7:40:29 PM): ode to kristen bell
put a baby in that ass
let me see that smile
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:40:38 PM): hahahah
gochrisuniverse (8:06:06 PM): never forget, dawg
forgetting sarah [...]
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Renowned cocaine connoisseur
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:18 PM): my new roommate better realize he’s going to be living with a future internet celebrity
gochrisuniverse (2:58:51 PM): not to mention renowned cocaine connoisseur
gochrisuniverse (2:58:56 PM): and future club venue owner
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:59 PM): serious
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:04 PM): and enjoyer of fine beers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:13 PM): i’m rollin’ in there with two expensive ass six packs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:16 PM): do i give him one?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Fuck everything
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:12:42 PM): Roma
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:49 PM): RA RA LA LA LA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:52 PM): ROMA MA MA MA
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:57 PM): whoa whoa
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:00 PM): slow it down chris
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:07 PM): you’re butchering it
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:08 PM): You’re getting overzealous.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:10 PM): please, do the honors
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:11 PM): ahem
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:16 PM): RA HMAH
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:18 PM): fuck it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:20 PM): i don’t care
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:21 PM): HAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:22 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:23 PM): i’m [...]
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Ode to Greene
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:19 PM): dawg, this ashley greene bitch
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:30 PM): who dat?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:39 PM): some bitch from twilight apparently
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:46 PM): sup witter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:52 PM): i’d hit it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:58 PM): lemme google
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): oh, shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): me too
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:15 PM): haha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:23 PM): like tim allen
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:25 PM): UUUUHNNN???
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:52 PM): shall we haiku?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:00 PM): we shall
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): ashley greene, you bitch
good thing [...]
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EST+5:00
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:55 PM): joe’s gonna’ be mad
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:01 PM): that i’m posting so many posts in a row
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:05 PM): lmao
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:11 PM): i’m saving them for tomorrow
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:13 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:27 PM): it’s tomorrow right now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:54 PM): yeah, there
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:11 PM): i’ve told you before
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:19 PM): the only timezone that exists is GMT-5:00
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:35 PM): gmt doesn’t even exist.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:48 PM): gmt is [...]
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Inherent danger
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:10 PM): who knew there was a fucking inherent danger to being this comprehensive?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:23 PM): there’s danger in everything, dawg
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:28 PM): i mean
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:31 PM): sunsets themselves
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:34 PM): coke is no toy.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:40 PM): neither are ferraris.
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Almost too contemplative
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:02 PM): fucking
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:09 PM): the official video for enjoy the silence
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:13 PM): the beginning is so sick
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:41:17 PM): hahaha i know
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:17 PM): the extended beginning
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:40 PM): one of the downsides to contemplating is that sometimes
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:44 PM): it can just be depressing
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:47 PM): like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:53 PM): the first 20 seconds of that video
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:56 PM): you’re contemplating
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:58 PM): [...]
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That's romantic
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:14:22 PM): who THE FUCK walks in the rain?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:09 PM): idiots
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:17 PM): i hate walking in the rain, man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:20 PM): shit isn’t romantic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:22 PM): it’s just stupid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:26 PM): you know what’s romantic?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:28 PM): walking on the beach
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:30 PM): during a sunset.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:32 PM): that’s romantic.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:40 PM): that gets me a boner just thinkin’ about it
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:45 PM): [...]
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Bunk ass Chris ass Universe
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:07:56 PM): your fucked up code fucked up my gold
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:12 PM): what?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:18 PM): look at the post
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:24 PM): huge takes up another one of my lines
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:31 PM): oh, hahahahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:08:47 PM): your fucked up gold fucked up my code, dawg
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:08:54 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:01 PM): your code is bunk dawg
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:09:07 PM): your fucking gold is bunk
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:09:15 PM): you’re [...]
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Pumpkin head lookin' baby
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:11 PM): that baby is SO cute
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:11 PM): and fat
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:19 PM): babies just be havin’ ROLLS
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:18 PM): that is not cute
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:24 PM): that baby’s fuckin’ head is HUGE
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:46 PM): fake ass lookin’ baby
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:50:54 PM): lookin’ like a doll
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:50:59 PM): that baby looks fuckin’ fake
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:51:04 PM): fuckin’ big headed fake ass baby
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:51:13 PM): i bet you [...]
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Kenny Powers as Ian Cocaine
[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: who shall play me?
[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need some crooked ass motherfucker
[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: like kenny powers
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: dude
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: that’s perfect
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: the guy that plays kenny powers, as kenny powers, playing you
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: it’s perfect
[23:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck
[23:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: that’s so it
[23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: also
[23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i will not sign my likeness over
[23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: unless [...]
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Personal Jesus
gochrisuniverse (6:41:16 PM): das when i whipped out my jammy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:22 PM): HAHA
gochrisuniverse (6:41:23 PM): she’s all
gochrisuniverse (6:41:32 PM): AH! MY W’UH’D!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:46 PM): and i pop up out the trunk
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:49 PM): and i’m all like
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:50 PM): LET’S DANCE
gochrisuniverse (6:41:53 PM): hahhaaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:42:01 PM): and i get the fuck down in barcelona
gochrisuniverse (6:42:13 PM): i wanna get down in barcelona with this broad, [...]
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Cocaine on nose?
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m always a +50 CON
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: con?
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: cocaine on nose?
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: contemplatiom, dawg
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: jhaha
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: nm
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ..\fjkc
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: FUCKJ
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: hahahahahaha
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: l.,asdksdklfjsd
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: AAAHHHNNNNNN JAEGER
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[16:55] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fucking typing while playing kof
[16:55] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: not really working out, clearly
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Erikuu Panguu
[11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ayo
[11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s ya boy eric pang
[11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: wuffud
[11:11] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha
[11:11] gochrisuniverse: AYO
[11:11] gochrisuniverse: you gotta scream it
[11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[11:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fucking eric pang
[11:11] gochrisuniverse: AYO UNIVERSE
[11:11] gochrisuniverse: HEY MAN
[11:12] gochrisuniverse: DUDE, SO WHEN ARE WE GONNA JAM ON SUMODAT SF4?????
[11:12] gochrisuniverse: and then you just say like
[11:12] gochrisuniverse: “oh, yeah. whenever, man”
[11:12] [...]
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Prehistoric Pterodactyl bird
[19:22] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m drinking brew out of my challice
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so badass
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: man
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: imagine medieval sunsets
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: chillin’ on top of a castle
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: upon my throne
[19:23] gochrisuniverse: facing the west
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: drinking mead from a goblet
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: THERE IS NO ONE ELSE AROUND ME.
[19:23] gochrisuniverse: goblet in one hand
[19:23] gochrisuniverse: huge ass [...]
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Make this shit happen
[18:33] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need to make it so if i post something to facebook whilst on the shitter
[18:33] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it says, “about an hour ago via toilet”
[18:33] gochrisuniverse: HAHAHAHAHA
[18:33] gochrisuniverse: please do
[18:33] gochrisuniverse: ’cause i hate when it says shit like
[18:33] gochrisuniverse: twitter
[18:33] gochrisuniverse: or some shit
[18:33] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: haha, if it was possible i would
[18:33] [...]
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Coke game
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i was gonna sell my books on amazon
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: but honestly i just don’t fucking feel like it
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i’m gonna take horribly discounted prices for the school
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: actually fuck it
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: amazon it is
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need money
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: business is slow
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How can we promote more?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:27 PM): i’m thinking i’m going to pass an idea on to the skittles company
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:32 PM): so that we get our own bag of skittles
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:35 PM): taste the sunset
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:38 PM): sunsets > rainbows
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:42 PM): as if i needed to say that
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Does it? Does it even?
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: brian and i were just arguing with some irish fag on l4d2 before we took a break to eat
[15:29] gochrisuniverse: hahaha
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, fuck ireland
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: talk about a place nobody gives a fuck about
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: does the sun even set in ireland?
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Eiffel II
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Which means Eiffel Tower in da back of a pickup.
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m wearing a hard-hat.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: You’re eating a steak.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: and there’s coke on her back
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: And Ian is doing the line.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: holy shit
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: “I always wanted to do coke in Paris.”
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Just how I jam **100th post!!**
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:44:35 PM): eiffel tower her
gochrisuniverse (12:44:48 PM): and then alternate doing lines off her back?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:01 PM): i’m more of a mound off the tit kind of guy
gochrisuniverse (12:45:47 PM): i just suggested that because it’s easy out of the eiffel tower position
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:57 PM): true
gochrisuniverse (12:46:13 PM): i’d be down to do a line from a chicks belly button [...]
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China white, baby
gochrisuniverse (12:18:20 PM): coke may not be made of animal byproduct
gochrisuniverse (12:18:25 PM): but it’ll never be vegan
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:42 PM): for real
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:54 PM): i cut mine with fucking chicken breast sometimes, don’t worry
gochrisuniverse (12:19:00 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (12:19:21 PM): i cut everything like i’m cutting lines
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:27 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:33 PM): i should start cutting my dinner like that
gochrisuniverse (12:19:44 PM): i don’t cut [...]
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Tear down that fucking wall
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:30 AM): when i think of the 30s
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:34 AM): i think of the depression, hitler, death
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:38 AM): hence, 80s >
gochrisuniverse (11:21:52 AM): those are like, the opposite of fine
gochrisuniverse (11:21:59 AM): the thicker things in life
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:01 AM): not to mention, one of the original pimps, Ronnie Regz
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:10 AM): an actor turned president? where do i sign up?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Dingers, baby
gochrisuniverse (10:17:20 PM): i can picture you not even mad
gochrisuniverse (10:17:28 PM): goin’ to a party with a bat
gochrisuniverse (10:17:32 PM): swingin’ it
gochrisuniverse (10:17:34 PM): as you talked
gochrisuniverse (10:17:36 PM): like you were warmin’ up
gochrisuniverse (10:17:39 PM): like you were on deck
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:41 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:56 PM): i should start doin that
gochrisuniverse (10:18:28 PM): dude’s tryin’ to talk to you about his poli-sci 242 [...]
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On some cocaine shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:26 PM): motherfuckers are lucky i’m an hour and a half away
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:33 PM): or i’d run over there on some cocaine shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:38 PM): and start cuttin motherfuckers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:41 PM): or swinging a bat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:48 PM): breakin shit for no reason
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:14:00 PM): screaming shit in portuguese
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NY to Miami
[16:17] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I feel like there should be a direct freeway from NY to Miami called the 1986.
[16:18] gochrisuniverse: i’d incorporate it into my route to the club
[16:18] gochrisuniverse: no matter how out of the way it was
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: the thing is
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d never be out of the way
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d always [...]
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All across the Universe
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dude
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i just went to their myspace
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: did you fucking see their location?!
[16:11] gochrisuniverse: nah, where?
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ALL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, United States
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i think they get it, dude.
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: shotgun on marrying that girl.
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you can have her when we divorce
[16:12] gochrisuniverse: fuck you
[16:12] gochrisuniverse: i get [...]
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This is a variation
[15:51] gochrisuniverse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjRL1DYTks
[15:52] gochrisuniverse: get past the corny beginning
[15:52] gochrisuniverse: and it sunsets out
[15:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: first bitch is adorable
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, i dig this
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m picturing myself atop a mountain overlooking the beach
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s about 7:14
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: brisk weather
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: a little breezy
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah
[15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: around…65 with a slight breeze
[15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m [...]
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Damn Facebook
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:16:46 PM): facebook is such a pile of shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:15 PM): because it never works
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:32 PM): DURRR WE ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR DURRR
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:41 PM): NOW NOTHING IS GOING TO LOAD DURRRRR
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:17:59 PM): oh fan fucking tastic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:09 PM): now my internet doesn’t work again
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:11 PM): great
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:24:20 PM): fucking thing
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:24:26 PM): all i wanna do is watch some porn
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Whipped out the jammy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:18 PM): so while i was walking from my car to my dorm
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:25 PM): these two kids, probly middle schoolers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:28 PM): tried to sell me weed
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:39 PM): i had to really try not to laugh my ass off
gochrisuniverse (12:14:47 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (12:14:51 PM): shoulda’ punched ‘em and took it
gochrisuniverse (12:14:53 PM): and sold it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:15:50 PM): hahaha it was [...]
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Prodigious sunsets
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: joe’s brother texts him today
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: “i’m in a convertible, driving along the coast, with a fine blonde chick during sunset”
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: we fucking flipped the fuck out
[19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what a badass
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: seriously
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s a fucking prodigy
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s not a sunsetter now
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: but down the road, he [...]
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Grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i haven’t showered since yesterday morning
[19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: so grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i did the show mad grimey
[19:10] gochrisuniverse: i’ve been hitting on chicks mad grimey
[19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[19:10] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: that’s the way to do it
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I'm sensitive
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:43 PM): stop being nice
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:49 PM): let a bitch fuckin’ have it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:52 PM): but don’t let me have it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:58:55 PM): i’m sensitive
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Down with us
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:02 PM): http://www.singleape.com/
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:04 PM): the owner likes our blog
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:41 PM): he’s down with us?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:40:53 PM): he’s down with us
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:40:59 PM): i’m down with him.
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Quote of the century
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:33 PM): i’m so fucking cute when i do cute shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:41 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:52 PM): quote of the century right there
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Shit really occurs to you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:56:38 PM): man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:56:47 PM): when shit really occurs to you, it’s so weird
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:57:03 PM): like, you could know about it for a while and then all the sudden you’re just like “shit.”
gochrisuniverse (11:57:30 PM): like what?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:57:41 PM): “damn man, I have the clap”
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Groovin' to the beat
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:40:57 PM): you know what today is?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:41:06 PM): friday night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:41:11 PM): and i just got paid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:41:14 PM): absolutely
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With or without you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:42 PM): god, how amazing it must have been to see a contemplative moonlit cityscape atop the twin towers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:49 PM): fucking terrorists
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:57 PM): that’s what they were trying to destroy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:59 PM): not democracy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:07 PM): contemplative moonlit cityscapes
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:20 PM): don’t say that in front of me, man
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:23 PM): that just gets my blood boiling
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So gay
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:09 PM): “the sun never sets on the british empire”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:16 PM): and that’s why britain is gay
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Why, of fucking course!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:04:24 PM): gotta add that to the sunset vernacular
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:02 PM): that’s the thing about being a sunsetter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:10 PM): it’s a lifestyle, we have our own lingo.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:33 PM): we should write a book
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:52 PM): Getting It: A Sunsetters Guide
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:01 PM): by Ian Cocaine & Chris Universe
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:12 PM): i’d read it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:24 PM): wofc, man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:34 PM): wofc indeed
GOCHRISUNIVERSE [...]
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Comprehension 101
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:13:06 PM): i’m amazed by how comprehensive we are
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:13:17 PM): we cover all the bases.
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Cut a bitch
[17:18] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: there’s an exacto knife that was left at this computer
[17:18] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i shall take it
[17:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: do so
[17:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: never know when you might need to precisely cut a bitch
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A simple solution
[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i have no idea what i’m supposed to be doing for this project, man
[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: this fool doesn’t give us any sort of guidelines
[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: no prompt
[16:41] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: just draw a sunset
[16:41] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hand it in
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Immovable / Irresistable
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:14:08 PM): i think the swayze post is the best of all time
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:14:31 PM): you didn’t even flinch on that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:45 PM): sometimes i’m the immovable object
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:47 PM): and
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:14:52 PM): the irresistable force.
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Lujon II
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:40:54 PM): this is like oldschool 1950’s sunsets
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:14 PM): this might be more like sunrise
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:20 PM): you’re getting out of some jazz club
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:24 PM): it’s like 6 in the morning
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:29 PM): you’re walking out to your car
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:34 PM): the sun is starting to rise
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:48 PM): it’s like 64 degrees out
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:42:02 PM): you’re wearing a white [...]
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State of Hate
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:22 PM): oh shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:24 PM): pleasant surprise
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:28 PM): i downloaded “state of play”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:51:36 PM): turns out rachel mcmywife is in it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:41 PM): fuck you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:42 PM): FUCK
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:51:43 PM): YOU.
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Thanks for everything, Swayze
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we lost one of our own today…
[19:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: indeed.
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i think some words are in order for the loss of a legendary sunsetter
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: one of the first and very finest
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a godfather of sunsets
[19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: fuck you, you rude mother fucker
[19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: lmao
[19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: my shit didn’t flash
[19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: anyway
[20:00] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: some words?
[20:00] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: we’ll pretend To Wong Foo, Thanks For [...]
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Pussy swimming
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:00 PM): i need to wait a half hour before i can fuckin grub
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:29:07 PM): did you go swimming, pussy?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:11 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:21 PM): nah, dinner doesn’t start til 5
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:37 PM): fucking, they better have non shitty food
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:29:48 PM): if they ain’t got no anti-candida chicken fried steak i swear i’m gonna raise
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Telepathy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:21:39 PM): you know what fucking owns?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:21:44 PM): us
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:21:52 PM): you read my fucking mind
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A few of my favorite things
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:04 PM): man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:07 PM): i dunno about you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:16 PM): but autumn is my favorite season
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:11:36 PM): i’m a spring/summer, guy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:41 PM): see
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:51 PM): i like when the leaves turn colors
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:54 PM): why, you ask?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:00 PM): do you know what colors the leaves turn to?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:12 PM): orange and purple…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:14 PM): EUREKA!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:18 PM): *nods*
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Dogfishead Brewery
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:04:49 PM): man, i got this fuckin dogfishead punkin brew
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:04:53 PM): shit needs to get cold
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:04:58 PM): … what?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:07 PM): haha it’s a pumpkin spiced beer
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:16 PM): by dogfishead brewery
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:05:25 PM): shit better taste good
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:05:31 PM): i want a beer that tastes like sweet potato pie
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:35 PM): it’s a fall seasonal
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:05:35 PM): i dunno if [...]
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Dainty little bodies
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:13 PM): she’s the only asian chick i’d fuck
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:16 PM): haha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:19 PM): there are some i’d put it to
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:34 PM): they have such dainty little bodies
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:38 PM): and great skin
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:41 PM): hahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:47 PM): it’s perfect
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:48 PM): because
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:50 PM): after i fuck them
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:53 PM): I plan to skin them
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:12:55 PM): and wear their skin
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:12:57 PM): hahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Oh dawg.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:11:43 PM): dawg.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:11:46 PM): you see that sunset?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:11:54 PM): oh dawg.
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Men, Women & Children
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:48:25 PM): YOU DON’T NEED A REASON
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:48:37 PM): TO GET OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:48:42 PM): WE CAN GET IT ON AND ON
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:48:54 PM): ALL NIGHT LONG
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There's no need to thank me
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:54 PM): OOOOOHO HO HO HO
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:57 PM): THAT IS SO GOOD
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:06 PM): fuck yeah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:20 PM): i like how they’re trying to be cocks about it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:28 PM): and fucking you and i just get it
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:37 PM): of course, dude
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:44 PM): the fucking pencil book ends
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:47 PM): check that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:49 PM): THAT’S dope
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:57 PM): with the fucking [...]
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Soooo good
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:04:38 AM): i’m so funny
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:13 AM): really
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:18 AM): you are one wild and crazy guy
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:05:32 AM): not as wild and crazy as you are, ian :3
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:05:54 AM): =D
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Immaculate miscarriage
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:27:32 PM): i just deleted my booby folder
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:28:45 PM): why
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:29:18 PM): turning over a new leaf
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:29:36 PM): liar
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:29:50 PM): srsly
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:29:58 PM): you’ll regret it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:30:45 PM): maybe
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:30:58 PM): i may need cash in the future
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:31:02 PM): that could’ve been handy blackmail
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:32:15 PM): exactly
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:32:34 PM): you never wanna cash your chips in too early
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Fucking ethereal
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:27:51 PM): fuckin, did i tell you about my experience monday night?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:28:01 PM): naw
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:03 PM): fuckin
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:11 PM): all night there was this bomb ass breeze
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:19 PM): like, it wasn’t hot out, wasn’t cold out
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:23 PM): it was fucking awesome
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:45 PM): it was my friend’s birthday, so we went out to a bar and needless to [...]
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Goldenrod?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:17 PM): did you see hungover?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:20 PM): nah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:23 PM): i can’t bring myself to man
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:23 PM): i’ve lost track of who has and hasn’t
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:27 PM): same
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:03:33 PM): do i really wanna spend my mother fuckin’ money on that?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:39 PM): i wouldn’t even pay
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:41 PM): but you know
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:42 PM): lie
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:42 PM): k
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:43 PM): e.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:03:44 PM): FUCK
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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So much more…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:12:59 PM): sunsets are so much more than suns setting
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:05 PM): seriously
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:09 PM): it’s a state of mind
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:25 PM): it’s a concept
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:46 PM): a concept only few can grasp
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:29 PM): seriously
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:33 PM): people who
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:35 PM): …
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:38 PM): get it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:50 PM): fuckin, i can see myself pulling up on that strip
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:57 PM): “relax” by frankie goes [...]
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"You're over Vegas right now"
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:04:56 PM): fucking, june 10th my parents are going away overnight so i’m gonna have a small bro b q
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:03 PM): at around 8
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:07 PM): when the sun is just beginning to set
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:08 PM): i’m there
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:11 PM): i just got on the plane
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:20 PM): hahaha you’re over vegas right now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:28 PM): just passed chicago
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:35 PM): [...]
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Get my "Like" on
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i’m havin’ a 80’s power hour on my facebook
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i don’t know what this will accomplish
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: but i’m stoked
[22:21] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: guess i better get my like on
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Sunsets '86
[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we should develop a game
[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: in which you just contemplate sunsets
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: seriously
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: it’s like
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: stage 1
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: rooftop poolside
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: boss fight: your coked out bitch in a sexy one-piece and heels
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck yes
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: stage 2
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: road overlooking the beach
[21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you’re driving a convertible, obviously
[21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: boss fight: contemplate the finer points
[21:53] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: player 1 is in a [...]
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Swine Flu
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:46 PM): so first, i had the toilet seat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:50 PM): then they took it from me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:11:56 PM): i was bankrupt…
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:00 PM): i brought that conficker
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:05 PM): the conficker scare is over
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:09 PM): so what do i do?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:20 PM): i hit em up with that swine flu
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Who's gonna' drive you home?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:00 PM): fucking lol @ the names tito ortiz and jenna jameson gave their twins
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:43 PM): lo, wut?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:51 PM): jesse and “journey jett”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:04 PM): wtf
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:12 PM): hahaha srsly
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:21 PM): whatever, though
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:21 PM): i mean
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:52:30 PM): people tend to name their kids stupid shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:36 PM): wtf is that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:42 PM): if you’re gonna give them an off the wall name
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:45 PM): at least make it badass
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:46 PM): like [...]
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Revelations
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:20:26 AM): i wish it were narrated by jeter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:20:37 AM): don’t act like you couldn’t listen to jeet all day
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:20:49 AM): i dont even recall what jeter sounds like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:21:02 AM): but if it sounds anything like you do with his nuts in your mouth, i’m not interested
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:21:08 AM): hahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:21:16 AM): it doesn’t sound nearly as [...]
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Do I ever cross your mind?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:42:35 AM): with every comment i leave on facebook
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:42:38 AM): i leave a nugget in time
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:42:45 AM): hahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:07 AM): i wish it were really like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:10 AM): some time travel
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:16 AM): astral plains and shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:22 AM): so i could shit right now
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:23 AM): hahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:24 AM): and in 16 hours
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:27 AM): it’d hit your face
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:32 AM): lmao
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:36 AM): time rips
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:41 AM): hahahahahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:48 AM): you’d be like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:43:51 AM): “fucking chris”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:43:54 AM): hahahaha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:44:16 AM): “told that [...]
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In yo MOUF
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:36:55 AM): they got brothels up in that bitch?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:36:57 AM): like thailand?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:08 AM): you know, i’m not sure
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:08 AM): though
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:16 AM): there’s a part of singapore one dares not go
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:24 AM): because there’s a lot of tranvestites or some shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:27 AM): and hookers
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:28 AM): and stuff
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:28 AM): hahahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:31 AM): see
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:42 AM): if you left out the transvestites i woulda been like hit that shit up
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:37:48 AM): but [...]
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Mama Celeste Pizza
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:32:39 AM): they got mama celeste pizzas in singapore?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:32:58 AM): lol, nah
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:33:03 AM): no mama celeste pizzas in singapore
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:33:15 AM): the fuck would i wanna go there for then
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Lost the toilet seat
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:24:53 PM): i cant believe how gay you’ve gotten
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:25:04 PM): am i talking to ian thomas cocaine reale right now?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:25:12 PM): or am i talking to his dick-less doppleganger?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:32 PM): you’re talkin’ to a motherfucker that just lost the toilet seat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:36 PM): i got bigger shit on my plate
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:40 PM): lil bitch ass bitch
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:43 PM): the fuck you think you are
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:47 PM): questioning [...]
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Cut/Copy
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: man
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: what if
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a person had and saw only one clock
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: their entire life
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and it was 2 hours and 17 minutes late?
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: their whole fucking life
[22:02] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: would be a lie
[22:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what if
[22:02] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: time stood still
[22:03] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: when i thought of you?
[22:03] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: hahahahahahahahahaha
[22:03] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: [...]
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Despicable swamp-ass
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:46 PM): i went riding, right?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:50 PM): and today, i didnt wear underwear
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:52 PM): and it was hot
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:59:52 PM): yeah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:59:55 PM): lmao
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:59:55 PM): so naturally, i got swamp ass
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:00:00 PM): naturally
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:02 PM): and in my second class
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:08 PM): i was walking down the isle
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:14 PM): and totally put my ass in this chicks face
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:17 PM): and let me tell you
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:23 PM): my ass smelled despicable
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:00:35 PM): HAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:00:57 PM): it [...]
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Your kiss is on my list
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i wanna have a situation, when we go to miami
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: where we’re in a club
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and this chick is tryin’ to holler at me
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and i’m like
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: LEAVE ME ALONE
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: I’M A FAMILY MAN
[17:31] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: IF YOU PUSH ME TOO FAR, I JUST MIGHT
[17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: HAHAHa
[17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and [...]
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I guess that bitch could ride trunk