Category Archives: Sunsets, 1986
Perfectly summed
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:29 PM): hahaha fucking, my friends and i were talking about me selling like
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:34 PM): 2 days ago
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:46 PM): my one friend sells weed and he’s always got a huge ass bookbag full
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:21:58 PM): and they’re like, “man, you should just sell weed. you don’t smoke so it’d be all profit”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:22:03 PM): which is true
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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White with cocaine
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:16 AM): I run this shit.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:18:57 AM): These streets run white with cocaine
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:19:01 AM): now they’re gonna run red
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:19:05 AM): with your blood.
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Dick in a bear-trap
[08:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i had a pretty ethereal experience before
[08:38] gochrisuniverse: mm?
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it was during sunset, i was feeling kind of shitty
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and i closed my eyes, and just kind of envisioned sitting on top of a mountain overlooking winding hills
[08:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and all was well
[08:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: then I opened my eyes [...]
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More Nagel than you
gochrisuniverse (2:35:14 PM): hold out is so patrick nagel
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:15 PM): it’s ridic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:34 PM): know what else is patrick nagel?
gochrisuniverse (2:35:37 PM): me
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:45 PM): yes
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:46 PM): but
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:47 PM): more
gochrisuniverse (2:35:53 PM): pray tell
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:35:56 PM): Me.
gochrisuniverse (2:36:03 PM): hahahahahahaha
gochrisuniverse (2:36:07 PM): you ain’t even got a piece of his work
gochrisuniverse (2:36:13 PM): how you gonna’ be more nagel than me?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:36:17 PM): if it [...]
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Not meant to be twisted
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:36:56 PM): Say that 5 times fast
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:03 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:11 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:26 PM): Irish wristwatch
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:36 PM): fuck that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:39 PM): i hate tonguetwisters
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:44 PM): my tongue was not meant to be twisted
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Renowned cocaine connoisseur
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:18 PM): my new roommate better realize he’s going to be living with a future internet celebrity
gochrisuniverse (2:58:51 PM): not to mention renowned cocaine connoisseur
gochrisuniverse (2:58:56 PM): and future club venue owner
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:58:59 PM): serious
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:04 PM): and enjoyer of fine beers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:13 PM): i’m rollin’ in there with two expensive ass six packs
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:59:16 PM): do i give him one?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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Ode to Greene
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:19 PM): dawg, this ashley greene bitch
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:30 PM): who dat?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:39 PM): some bitch from twilight apparently
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:46 PM): sup witter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:33:52 PM): i’d hit it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:33:58 PM): lemme google
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): oh, shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:12 PM): me too
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:15 PM): haha
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:23 PM): like tim allen
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:25 PM): UUUUHNNN???
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:34:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:34:52 PM): shall we haiku?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:35:00 PM): we shall
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): ashley greene, you bitch
good thing [...]
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EST+5:00
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:55 PM): joe’s gonna’ be mad
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:50:01 PM): that i’m posting so many posts in a row
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:50:05 PM): lmao
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:11 PM): i’m saving them for tomorrow
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:13 PM): lol
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:51:27 PM): it’s tomorrow right now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:54 PM): yeah, there
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:11 PM): i’ve told you before
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:19 PM): the only timezone that exists is GMT-5:00
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:35 PM): gmt doesn’t even exist.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:52:48 PM): gmt is [...]
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Inherent danger
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:49:10 PM): who knew there was a fucking inherent danger to being this comprehensive?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:23 PM): there’s danger in everything, dawg
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:28 PM): i mean
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:31 PM): sunsets themselves
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:34 PM): coke is no toy.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:49:40 PM): neither are ferraris.
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Almost too contemplative
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:02 PM): fucking
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:09 PM): the official video for enjoy the silence
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:13 PM): the beginning is so sick
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:41:17 PM): hahaha i know
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:17 PM): the extended beginning
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:40 PM): one of the downsides to contemplating is that sometimes
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:44 PM): it can just be depressing
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:47 PM): like
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:53 PM): the first 20 seconds of that video
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:56 PM): you’re contemplating
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:41:58 PM): [...]
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That's romantic
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:14:22 PM): who THE FUCK walks in the rain?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:09 PM): idiots
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:17 PM): i hate walking in the rain, man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:20 PM): shit isn’t romantic
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:22 PM): it’s just stupid
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:26 PM): you know what’s romantic?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:28 PM): walking on the beach
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:30 PM): during a sunset.
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:16:32 PM): that’s romantic.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:40 PM): that gets me a boner just thinkin’ about it
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:16:45 PM): [...]
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The sun will always set
[11:21] THISPARTYISNSFW: Next thing you know I’m walking along some train tracks and all my belongings are in a handkerchief hanging from a stick.
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: dressed nice as FUCK
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: like, ayo
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: joe
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: you da bes lookin’ vagrant i know
[11:22] THISPARTYISNSFW: Baby.
[11:22] THISPARTYISNSFW: That’s cause in poverty or in wealth, the sun will [...]
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Kenny Powers as Ian Cocaine
[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: who shall play me?
[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need some crooked ass motherfucker
[23:37] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: like kenny powers
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: dude
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: that’s perfect
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: the guy that plays kenny powers, as kenny powers, playing you
[23:37] gochrisuniverse: it’s perfect
[23:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck
[23:38] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: that’s so it
[23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: also
[23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i will not sign my likeness over
[23:39] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: unless [...]
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Benjamin Bratt as Joseph Manibusan
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Dude.
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Why don’t we write a fucking movie?
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Like Steak.
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Except about this shit.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: Or fuck, I’ll write it and you can be my aid in staying consistent.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: Help maintain the feel.
[21:16] gochrisuniverse: in.
[21:16] gochrisuniverse: so in.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: It’s just a badass movie about some badass dudes living [...]
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Contemplative Theory, The Movie I
[20:50] THISPARTYISNSFW: Damn, I wish Contemplative Theory 204 was a real class.
[20:50] gochrisuniverse: we should write up a course description and lesson plan
[20:51] gochrisuniverse: some stupid arch-liberal college will like it and take us in
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: Hahahaha
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: And all of a sudden we’re Co-Professors to a class of 300 students.
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: 75% chicks.
[20:52] THISPARTYISNSFW: [...]
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Gossip Girls
[22:15] gochrisuniverse: i’m talking with taylor right now
[22:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m glad she’s a legit fan.
[22:16] gochrisuniverse: she was all
[22:16] gochrisuniverse: “i love the posts. they’re the most descriptive aim conversations i’ve ever seen”
[22:17] THISPARTYISNSFW: It’s what the fuck we do, baby.
[22:17] THISPARTYISNSFW: She needs to tell all her friends.
[22:18] THISPARTYISNSFW: And they need to gossip [...]
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Personal Jesus
gochrisuniverse (6:41:16 PM): das when i whipped out my jammy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:22 PM): HAHA
gochrisuniverse (6:41:23 PM): she’s all
gochrisuniverse (6:41:32 PM): AH! MY W’UH’D!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:46 PM): and i pop up out the trunk
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:49 PM): and i’m all like
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:41:50 PM): LET’S DANCE
gochrisuniverse (6:41:53 PM): hahhaaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (6:42:01 PM): and i get the fuck down in barcelona
gochrisuniverse (6:42:13 PM): i wanna get down in barcelona with this broad, [...]
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Cocaine on nose?
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m always a +50 CON
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: con?
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: cocaine on nose?
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: contemplatiom, dawg
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: jhaha
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: nm
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ..\fjkc
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: FUCKJ
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: hahahahahaha
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: l.,asdksdklfjsd
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:54] gochrisuniverse: AAAHHHNNNNNN JAEGER
[16:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[16:55] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fucking typing while playing kof
[16:55] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: not really working out, clearly
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Prehistoric Pterodactyl bird
[19:22] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m drinking brew out of my challice
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so badass
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: man
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: imagine medieval sunsets
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: chillin’ on top of a castle
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: upon my throne
[19:23] gochrisuniverse: facing the west
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: drinking mead from a goblet
[19:23] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: THERE IS NO ONE ELSE AROUND ME.
[19:23] gochrisuniverse: goblet in one hand
[19:23] gochrisuniverse: huge ass [...]
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Coke game
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i was gonna sell my books on amazon
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: but honestly i just don’t fucking feel like it
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i’m gonna take horribly discounted prices for the school
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: actually fuck it
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: amazon it is
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i need money
[15:49] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: business is slow
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How can we promote more?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:27 PM): i’m thinking i’m going to pass an idea on to the skittles company
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:32 PM): so that we get our own bag of skittles
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:35 PM): taste the sunset
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:38 PM): sunsets > rainbows
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:40:42 PM): as if i needed to say that
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Does it? Does it even?
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: brian and i were just arguing with some irish fag on l4d2 before we took a break to eat
[15:29] gochrisuniverse: hahaha
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, fuck ireland
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: talk about a place nobody gives a fuck about
[15:29] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: does the sun even set in ireland?
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We don't discuss suns rising
[15:06] gochrisuniverse: i came up with the course title of our class
[15:06] gochrisuniverse: contemplative theory, 204 with prof. manibusan
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: UNGH
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: CONTEMPLATIVE THEORY, 204
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: W/ PROF. MANIBUSAN
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: “oh, where’s the campus?”
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: as far west as you can go
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: “why west?”
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: ’cause dawg, that’s where the sun sets
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: Ain’t [...]
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105-1986
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: I love how GCU has 42 fans now.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: We need a million.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: Then we get the book deal.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: Then it’s private jets and champagne into the mother fucking sunset.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: Then we can be like
[15:05] THISPARTYISNSFW: “Yeah, Virgin America is pretty cool. When you’re not flying in Sunset One.”
[15:05] [...]
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Online-only course
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:34:23 AM): What’s your college’s name.
gochrisuniverse (11:34:32 AM): santa monica college
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:35:54 AM): I was gonna ask if they had a sunset class there, but neither of us are teachers, so the answer is obviously “I’m sorry, but Sunsetting 101 is currently a non-credit, online-only course available on gochris.universuni.com”
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Eiffel II
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Which means Eiffel Tower in da back of a pickup.
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m wearing a hard-hat.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: You’re eating a steak.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: and there’s coke on her back
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: And Ian is doing the line.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: holy shit
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: “I always wanted to do coke in Paris.”
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Just how I jam **100th post!!**
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:44:35 PM): eiffel tower her
gochrisuniverse (12:44:48 PM): and then alternate doing lines off her back?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:01 PM): i’m more of a mound off the tit kind of guy
gochrisuniverse (12:45:47 PM): i just suggested that because it’s easy out of the eiffel tower position
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:45:57 PM): true
gochrisuniverse (12:46:13 PM): i’d be down to do a line from a chicks belly button [...]
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China white, baby
gochrisuniverse (12:18:20 PM): coke may not be made of animal byproduct
gochrisuniverse (12:18:25 PM): but it’ll never be vegan
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:42 PM): for real
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:18:54 PM): i cut mine with fucking chicken breast sometimes, don’t worry
gochrisuniverse (12:19:00 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (12:19:21 PM): i cut everything like i’m cutting lines
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:27 PM): hahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:19:33 PM): i should start cutting my dinner like that
gochrisuniverse (12:19:44 PM): i don’t cut [...]
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Tear down that fucking wall
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:30 AM): when i think of the 30s
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:34 AM): i think of the depression, hitler, death
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:21:38 AM): hence, 80s >
gochrisuniverse (11:21:52 AM): those are like, the opposite of fine
gochrisuniverse (11:21:59 AM): the thicker things in life
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:01 AM): not to mention, one of the original pimps, Ronnie Regz
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (11:22:10 AM): an actor turned president? where do i sign up?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC [...]
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On some cocaine shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:26 PM): motherfuckers are lucky i’m an hour and a half away
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:33 PM): or i’d run over there on some cocaine shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:38 PM): and start cuttin motherfuckers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:41 PM): or swinging a bat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:48 PM): breakin shit for no reason
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:14:00 PM): screaming shit in portuguese
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NY to Miami
[16:17] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: I feel like there should be a direct freeway from NY to Miami called the 1986.
[16:18] gochrisuniverse: i’d incorporate it into my route to the club
[16:18] gochrisuniverse: no matter how out of the way it was
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahaha
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: the thing is
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d never be out of the way
[16:18] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’d always [...]
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All across the Universe
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: dude
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: so i just went to their myspace
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: did you fucking see their location?!
[16:11] gochrisuniverse: nah, where?
[16:11] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: ALL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, United States
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i think they get it, dude.
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: shotgun on marrying that girl.
[16:12] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you can have her when we divorce
[16:12] gochrisuniverse: fuck you
[16:12] gochrisuniverse: i get [...]
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This is a variation
[15:51] gochrisuniverse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjRL1DYTks
[15:52] gochrisuniverse: get past the corny beginning
[15:52] gochrisuniverse: and it sunsets out
[15:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: first bitch is adorable
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah, i dig this
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m picturing myself atop a mountain overlooking the beach
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: it’s about 7:14
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: brisk weather
[15:53] gochrisuniverse: a little breezy
[15:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: yeah
[15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: around…65 with a slight breeze
[15:54] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: i’m [...]
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Whipped out the jammy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:18 PM): so while i was walking from my car to my dorm
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:25 PM): these two kids, probly middle schoolers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:28 PM): tried to sell me weed
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:14:39 PM): i had to really try not to laugh my ass off
gochrisuniverse (12:14:47 PM): hahaha
gochrisuniverse (12:14:51 PM): shoulda’ punched ‘em and took it
gochrisuniverse (12:14:53 PM): and sold it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:15:50 PM): hahaha it was [...]
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Prodigious sunsets
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: joe’s brother texts him today
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: “i’m in a convertible, driving along the coast, with a fine blonde chick during sunset”
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: we fucking flipped the fuck out
[19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hahahaha
[19:13] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: what a badass
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: seriously
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s a fucking prodigy
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: he’s not a sunsetter now
[19:13] gochrisuniverse: but down the road, he [...]
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With or without you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:42 PM): god, how amazing it must have been to see a contemplative moonlit cityscape atop the twin towers
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:49 PM): fucking terrorists
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:57 PM): that’s what they were trying to destroy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:34:59 PM): not democracy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:07 PM): contemplative moonlit cityscapes
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:20 PM): don’t say that in front of me, man
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:35:23 PM): that just gets my blood boiling
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:35:28 PM): you’re [...]
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So gay
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:09 PM): “the sun never sets on the british empire”
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:41:16 PM): and that’s why britain is gay
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Getting it, 105%
thispartyisNSFW (3:05:34 PM): Cause Tina couldn’t pinpoint what it was that separated us from every other dude that ever fantasizes about being rich.
thispartyisNSFW (3:06:06 PM): And I realized it was because a normal bro with big dreams stops at fancy cars and fancy women.
thispartyisNSFW (3:07:20 PM): Sunsetting is 30% the Ferrari, and 70% the wind that blows through [...]
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Why, of fucking course!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:04:24 PM): gotta add that to the sunset vernacular
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:02 PM): that’s the thing about being a sunsetter
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:05:10 PM): it’s a lifestyle, we have our own lingo.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:33 PM): we should write a book
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:05:52 PM): Getting It: A Sunsetters Guide
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:01 PM): by Ian Cocaine & Chris Universe
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:12 PM): i’d read it.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:06:24 PM): wofc, man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:06:34 PM): wofc indeed
GOCHRISUNIVERSE [...]
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Comprehension 101
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:13:06 PM): i’m amazed by how comprehensive we are
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (3:13:17 PM): we cover all the bases.
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For the ladies' sake
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:17:09 PM): besides, you can’t be gettin’ all sunsetty without some prowess
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:17:41 PM): the fancy cars, mountains of coke, and white suits only go so far
tinainreallife (1:18:21 PM): Flash and substance.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:18:25 PM): exactly
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:18:29 PM): like a sunset, itself
tinainreallife (1:18:51 PM): That’s so true.
tinainreallife (1:18:56 PM): Damn.
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Sunsets. Period.
lizmagdaleno (1:22:31 AM): whats up with your font?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:22:37 AM): it’s red
lizmagdaleno (1:22:39 AM): yeah
lizmagdaleno (1:22:40 AM): why?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:22:50 AM): sunsets
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A simple solution
[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i have no idea what i’m supposed to be doing for this project, man
[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: this fool doesn’t give us any sort of guidelines
[16:41] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: no prompt
[16:41] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: just draw a sunset
[16:41] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: hand it in
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Lujon II
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:40:54 PM): this is like oldschool 1950’s sunsets
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:14 PM): this might be more like sunrise
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:20 PM): you’re getting out of some jazz club
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:24 PM): it’s like 6 in the morning
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:29 PM): you’re walking out to your car
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:34 PM): the sun is starting to rise
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:41:48 PM): it’s like 64 degrees out
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (5:42:02 PM): you’re wearing a white [...]
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Lujon I
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:20 PM): Ooooohhhh babbbyyyyyy
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:32 PM): We left the party.
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:38 PM): Me, you, and the two girls.
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:39 PM): I said
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:53 PM): “Chris, call the driver. We’re taking the girls out on the boat.”
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:08 PM): And you pull out the Blackberry.
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:13 PM): And you’re all texting:
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:28 PM): “Louis, bring the car around. And make sure the drinks [...]
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Thanks for everything, Swayze
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we lost one of our own today…
[19:56] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: indeed.
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i think some words are in order for the loss of a legendary sunsetter
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: one of the first and very finest
[19:56] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: a godfather of sunsets
[19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: fuck you, you rude mother fucker
[19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: lmao
[19:59] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: my shit didn’t flash
[19:59] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: anyway
[20:00] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: some words?
[20:00] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: we’ll pretend To Wong Foo, Thanks For [...]
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A few of my favorite things
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:04 PM): man
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:07 PM): i dunno about you
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:16 PM): but autumn is my favorite season
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:11:36 PM): i’m a spring/summer, guy
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:41 PM): see
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:51 PM): i like when the leaves turn colors
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:11:54 PM): why, you ask?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:00 PM): do you know what colors the leaves turn to?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:12 PM): orange and purple…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:12:14 PM): EUREKA!
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (1:12:18 PM): *nods*
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Coming of age
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:35 PM): me and ian are gonna’ start a club once we’ve saved up enough money
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:38 PM): called club sunset
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:45 PM): it’s 80’s night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:46 PM): every night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:10:03 PM): and we’ll have sunsets projected onto the walls at all times
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:10:11 PM): so that the entire night is a sunset
thispartyisNSFW (10:10:57 PM): I seriously just sat here, imagined [...]
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Oh dawg.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:11:43 PM): dawg.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:11:46 PM): you see that sunset?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (12:11:54 PM): oh dawg.
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There's no need to thank me
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:54 PM): OOOOOHO HO HO HO
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:49:57 PM): THAT IS SO GOOD
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:06 PM): fuck yeah
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:20 PM): i like how they’re trying to be cocks about it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:28 PM): and fucking you and i just get it
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:37 PM): of course, dude
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:44 PM): the fucking pencil book ends
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:47 PM): check that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (4:50:49 PM): THAT’S dope
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (4:50:57 PM): with the fucking [...]
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Fucking ethereal
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:27:51 PM): fuckin, did i tell you about my experience monday night?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:28:01 PM): naw
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:03 PM): fuckin
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:11 PM): all night there was this bomb ass breeze
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:19 PM): like, it wasn’t hot out, wasn’t cold out
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:23 PM): it was fucking awesome
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (10:28:45 PM): it was my friend’s birthday, so we went out to a bar and needless to [...]
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So much more…
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:12:59 PM): sunsets are so much more than suns setting
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:05 PM): seriously
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:13:09 PM): it’s a state of mind
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:25 PM): it’s a concept
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:13:46 PM): a concept only few can grasp
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:29 PM): seriously
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:33 PM): people who
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:35 PM): …
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:38 PM): get it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:50 PM): fuckin, i can see myself pulling up on that strip
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:15:57 PM): “relax” by frankie goes [...]
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"You're over Vegas right now"
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:04:56 PM): fucking, june 10th my parents are going away overnight so i’m gonna have a small bro b q
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:03 PM): at around 8
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:07 PM): when the sun is just beginning to set
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:08 PM): i’m there
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:11 PM): i just got on the plane
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:20 PM): hahaha you’re over vegas right now
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:05:28 PM): just passed chicago
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (9:05:35 PM): [...]
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Get my "Like" on
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i’m havin’ a 80’s power hour on my facebook
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i don’t know what this will accomplish
[22:21] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: but i’m stoked
[22:21] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: guess i better get my like on
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Sunsets '86
[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: we should develop a game
[21:51] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: in which you just contemplate sunsets
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: seriously
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: it’s like
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: stage 1
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: rooftop poolside
[21:52] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: boss fight: your coked out bitch in a sexy one-piece and heels
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: fuck yes
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: stage 2
[21:52] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: road overlooking the beach
[21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: you’re driving a convertible, obviously
[21:53] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: boss fight: contemplate the finer points
[21:53] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: player 1 is in a [...]
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Lost the toilet seat
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:24:53 PM): i cant believe how gay you’ve gotten
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:25:04 PM): am i talking to ian thomas cocaine reale right now?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:25:12 PM): or am i talking to his dick-less doppleganger?
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:32 PM): you’re talkin’ to a motherfucker that just lost the toilet seat
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:36 PM): i got bigger shit on my plate
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:40 PM): lil bitch ass bitch
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:43 PM): the fuck you think you are
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (7:25:47 PM): questioning [...]
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Your kiss is on my list
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: i wanna have a situation, when we go to miami
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: where we’re in a club
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and this chick is tryin’ to holler at me
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: and i’m like
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: LEAVE ME ALONE
[17:30] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: I’M A FAMILY MAN
[17:31] GOCHRISUNIVERSE: IF YOU PUSH ME TOO FAR, I JUST MIGHT
[17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: HAHAHa
[17:31] FIXATEDONPLASTIC: and [...]
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