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The audacity of that continent
gochrisuniverse (11:12:59 PM): you know who doesn’t do it for me?
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:13:08 PM): Who?
gochrisuniverse (11:13:10 PM): 98% of asian women
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:13:45 PM): God. I know.
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:13:59 PM): They’re seriously so fucking…ugh.
gochrisuniverse (11:14:11 PM): just like, what are you thinking?
gochrisuniverse (11:14:16 PM): when we went to karaoke
gochrisuniverse (11:14:18 PM): it was in koreatown
gochrisuniverse (11:14:21 PM): just a bunch of ‘em
gochrisuniverse (11:14:22 PM): and i was like
gochrisuniverse [...]
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Some other-worldly shit
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:16:44 AM): Sometimes shit can be painful, man.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:04 AM): One time when I was a little kid on the way home from some deep ass family party with my parents I had to take this shit, right.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:11 AM): It was a massive rock monster.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:17 AM): Some other-worldly shit.
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:17:21 AM): A [...]
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Not meant to be twisted
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:36:56 PM): Say that 5 times fast
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:03 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:11 PM): Nagel was a good Googler
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:37:26 PM): Irish wristwatch
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:36 PM): fuck that shit
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:39 PM): i hate tonguetwisters
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (2:37:44 PM): my tongue was not meant to be twisted
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An asymmetrical hair cut
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:56:57 PM): I got to this picture and for real cocked my head back and went “Whoa.“
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:57:00 PM): http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2514/3855481592_94c876d46a_b.jpg
gochrisuniverse (4:57:08 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gochrisuniverse (4:57:13 PM): i knew that bitch in high school
gochrisuniverse (4:57:19 PM): and like, literally
gochrisuniverse (4:57:20 PM): from day one
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:57:25 PM): Hahahahaha, oh man.
gochrisuniverse (4:57:27 PM): immediately started going down hill
gochrisuniverse (4:57:41 PM): it was instant regression
THISPARTYISNSFW (4:57:56 PM): I was [...]
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OH MY GAWD WE’RE BACK AGAIN
[16:30] THISPARTYISNSFW: So basically
[16:31] THISPARTYISNSFW: I installed Google Analytics in my asshole.
[16:31] THISPARTYISNSFW: According to these numbers, I have shit more times in this last week than in any two months in 2009 combined.
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Vegeta and Napa go to Old Navy
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:23 PM): [Vegeta and Napa get in line at Old Navy]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:30 PM): [Vegeta places shirt on counter]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:38 PM): [Clerk scans the shirt]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:44 PM): [Total comes up on register]
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:34:57 PM): “WHAT, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.“
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:35:10 PM): “VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SAY?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:35:23 PM): “IT’S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!“
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Fuck everything
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:12:42 PM): Roma
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:49 PM): RA RA LA LA LA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:12:52 PM): ROMA MA MA MA
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:12:57 PM): whoa whoa
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:00 PM): slow it down chris
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:07 PM): you’re butchering it
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:08 PM): You’re getting overzealous.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:10 PM): please, do the honors
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:11 PM): ahem
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:16 PM): RA HMAH
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:18 PM): fuck it
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:20 PM): i don’t care
THISPARTYISNSFW (8:13:21 PM): HAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (8:13:22 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
FIXATEDONPLASTIC (8:13:23 PM): i’m [...]
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WHIPPED OUT THE JAMMIE
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:00:39 PM): LMAO
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:00:54 PM): THE NAME OF THE GIRL THAT JUST REQUESTED ME ON BP
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:00:58 PM): IS JAMMIE
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:01:04 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:01:19 PM): OF COURSE I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND BITCH
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:01:21 PM): OF FUCKIN COURSE
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PEACEBITCH
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:01 PM): DAWG
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:05 PM): THE GIRL I’M TALKING TO
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:10 PM): I JUST REALIZED
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:16 PM): I GAVE HER THE REDDEST X EARLIER
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:23 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:23 PM): IT’S ALL MY FAULT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:28 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:30 PM): PEACEBITCH
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:16:37 PM): GOOD GAME, PEACE OUT
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:41 PM): GO BACK TO 2009 WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:16:44 PM): DA BLACK ABYSS.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:17:02 PM): GRENDEL ASS RED-X ASS [...]
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We’re fucking ruthless
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:06 PM): and i’m a little sad, joe
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:16 PM): this girl i’m having a normal conversation with via beautifulpeople mail
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:28 PM): looks like she isn’t going to be accepted into our exclusive website
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:08:36 PM): :[
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:08:50 PM): Awww, your poor bleeding heart.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:08:54 PM): Cut that shit out.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:08:56 PM): Wake the fuck up.
THISPARTYISNSFW (9:09:01 PM): It’s 2010, baby.
THISPARTYISNSFW [...]
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We don’t have to be shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:52:35 PM): 2 new in my inbox on bp
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:52:54 PM): axin’ me about depeche mode and shit
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:53:16 PM): “Ha!!! You live in LA, grew up in Singapore, you’re Aquarius and you travel the world? ME TOO! All of that!!! We must be twins separated at birth, lolllllllll
OK, we have to be friends now. This is [...]
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Drop it low, bitch
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:05:00 PM): http://static.p1.sl.beautifulpeople.com/profile/2a28d272-3a51-4b22-b95d-4f0ba0b94818.jpg
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:05:06 PM): Drop it low, bitch.
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:05:11 PM): Cause that’s what I’m doing to your rating.
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Captain Pinbacker
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:28 PM): “your broadcast was sent.”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:33 PM): like it’s my last hope
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:35:40 PM): Hahahaha.
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:35:46 PM): You’re on Icarus II.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:35:50 PM): hahahaha
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:35:58 PM): About to enter the dead zone.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:36:14 PM): EXCEPT KAPPA SPENT AN HOUR SENDING HIS TRANSMISSION!
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (6:36:19 PM): GRRRRRRRRR!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:36:34 PM): EHRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:36:41 PM): HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:36:55 PM): I FUCK UP OKAY
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:37:06 PM): MY HEAD WAS FULL OF CALCULATIONS [...]
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I’m fuckin ruthless
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:58:48 PM): I’m fuckin ruthless
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:58:56 PM): Someone has a weird angle in their picture?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:58:58 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:05 PM): Lighting looks too good?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:07 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:29 PM): Showin’ too much cleavage and look like you’re from an adult dating site?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:32 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:38 PM): Look like a mom?
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:59:40 PM): Fuck ‘em.
THISPARTYISNSFW (6:00:26 PM): Don’t try to trick [...]
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OH NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:27 PM): OH NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:30 PM): OH HAAAAAAAAYO NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:31 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:31 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:31 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:38 PM): HOW YOU GONE FREN ME FROM BP
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:47 PM): DEN STORT COMMENTIN’ MY SHIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:48 PM): STRAIGHT AWAY
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:50 PM): YOU BEST QUIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:53 PM): BLOWIN’ MY COVER AND SHIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:56 PM): YOU BEST QUIT
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:44:58 PM): NAW
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:45:00 PM): NAW NAW NAW
THISPARTYISNSFW (7:45:04 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:45:22 PM): IONO [...]
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Certified Beautiful
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:59:38 PM): i got my application accepted to beautifulpeople.com
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:59:45 PM): university of california, beautiful people
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:59:47 PM): So now your shit is legit?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (2:59:51 PM): yeah
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:59:56 PM): Certified Beautiful?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:00:06 PM): certified fucking beautiful
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:00:46 PM): I wish you were like
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:00:51 PM): “Now the site runs fine.”
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (3:00:56 PM): in some ways, it does
THISPARTYISNSFW (3:01:08 PM): That’s what I wanna fuckin’ [...]
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SO DON'T BE A HERO!
gochrisuniverse (12:37:59 AM): DEAR FUCKING DIARY
gochrisuniverse (12:38:00 AM): DAY 3
gochrisuniverse (12:38:02 AM): LOSING MOMENTUM
gochrisuniverse (12:38:07 AM): LOVE, CHRIS
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:07 AM): We will make MMX the shit.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:11 AM): We will make it.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:15 AM): By force, if we have to.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:19 AM): [cocks gun]
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:48 AM): I need MMX to know that we don’t want to hurt it, and that we won’t [...]
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Joseph Manibusan as RDII
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:08:54 AM): I got some hood ass friends
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:09:38 AM): I went to a party where they were shooting dice in the hallway and they had black ass strippers pouring milk on they tits and grindin’ they soft asses on my cognac drinkin ass.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:10:19 AM): Then they started putting bananas in they pussy and pulsating they [...]
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Weak to fucking nothing
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:42 PM): I wish you were a pokemon.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:48 PM): Called Lookatchu.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:57 PM): I would catch your ass.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:07:59 PM): And tame you.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:04 PM): And keep you in a little ball.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:05 PM): On my hip.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:19 PM): Level your ass up.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:23 PM): Until you evolve.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:38 PM): Into a Gazatchu.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:08:59 PM): And finally into a Staratchu.
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:09:28 PM): You would [...]
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The sun will always set
[11:21] THISPARTYISNSFW: Next thing you know I’m walking along some train tracks and all my belongings are in a handkerchief hanging from a stick.
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: dressed nice as FUCK
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: like, ayo
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: joe
[11:22] gochrisuniverse: you da bes lookin’ vagrant i know
[11:22] THISPARTYISNSFW: Baby.
[11:22] THISPARTYISNSFW: That’s cause in poverty or in wealth, the sun will [...]
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Sheer Khan, Leo, and Baloo
[16:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Man, you seen this shit about the lion, tiger, and bear that live together in captivity?
[16:08] gochrisuniverse: naw
[16:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Shit is so goddamn cute.
[16:14] gochrisuniverse: that’s the cutest shit i’ve ever seen
[16:14] THISPARTYISNSFW: They’re just fuckin’ friends, dawg.
[16:14] THISPARTYISNSFW: Budz.
[16:14] THISPARTYISNSFW: Leo, Baloo, and Sheer Khan.
[16:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Fuck.
[16:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: I wanna give them [...]
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Benjamin Bratt as Joseph Manibusan
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Dude.
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Why don’t we write a fucking movie?
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Like Steak.
[21:15] THISPARTYISNSFW: Except about this shit.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: Or fuck, I’ll write it and you can be my aid in staying consistent.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: Help maintain the feel.
[21:16] gochrisuniverse: in.
[21:16] gochrisuniverse: so in.
[21:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: It’s just a badass movie about some badass dudes living [...]
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Contemplative Theory, The Movie I
[20:50] THISPARTYISNSFW: Damn, I wish Contemplative Theory 204 was a real class.
[20:50] gochrisuniverse: we should write up a course description and lesson plan
[20:51] gochrisuniverse: some stupid arch-liberal college will like it and take us in
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: Hahahaha
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: And all of a sudden we’re Co-Professors to a class of 300 students.
[20:51] THISPARTYISNSFW: 75% chicks.
[20:52] THISPARTYISNSFW: [...]
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Gossip Girls
[22:15] gochrisuniverse: i’m talking with taylor right now
[22:16] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m glad she’s a legit fan.
[22:16] gochrisuniverse: she was all
[22:16] gochrisuniverse: “i love the posts. they’re the most descriptive aim conversations i’ve ever seen”
[22:17] THISPARTYISNSFW: It’s what the fuck we do, baby.
[22:17] THISPARTYISNSFW: She needs to tell all her friends.
[22:18] THISPARTYISNSFW: And they need to gossip [...]
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So bloody what?
[12:31] gochrisuniverse: GUESS who just walked into the lab
[12:32] THISPARTYISNSFW: Oh, sup Winston.
[12:32] gochrisuniverse: she said sup
[12:32] THISPARTYISNSFW: Shit, my boner just popped.
[12:32] gochrisuniverse: haha, that sounds SO bloody
[12:32] THISPARTYISNSFW: She would be like:
[12:32] THISPARTYISNSFW: “So bloody what?”
[12:32] THISPARTYISNSFW: AM I RITE
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Cupcakes got huge
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:36:32 PM): Cupcakes got huge in ‘09.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:36:45 PM): So big they just became cakes again.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:37:00 PM): Now there’s just cakes.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:37:07 PM): People are wondering where the little ones went.
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:37:43 PM): “AY! AY! WHERE DEM LITTEW CAKES AT! DA LITTEW WUNS! WIT DA FROSSTIN!”
THISPARTYISNSFW (10:38:35 PM): “IN DA LITTEW RAPPER! DEM LITTEW, WHAT DEY CAWL DEM–LA-A, WHAT [...]
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Blake Lovely
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:48:02 PM): I want one of us to get a random IM from someone like
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:48:15 PM): “Holy shit, you’re from Go, Chris Universe.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:22 PM): “Hey, this is Blake Lively–is this the real THISPARTYISNSFW from Go, Chris Universe?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:40 PM): I’d be all nervous and be like
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:47 PM): “UHHH NO. WHAT THE FUCK.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (2:52:49 PM): And sign off.
THISPARTYISNSFW [...]
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ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:28:58 PM): I need Lady Gaga to go away.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:01 PM): She’s in my house.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:05 PM): Causing a ruckus.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:20 PM): She’s standing in the living room, screaming at the top of her lungs.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:34 PM): “RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA.”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:29:42 PM): SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:29:54 PM): HAHAHA
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (5:29:57 PM): [...]
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Incredible Fighting Gaga
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:08 PM): Incredible Fighting Gaga
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:19 PM): The new manga by Joseph Manibusan.
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:29 PM): “You get that new Joseph Manibusan manga?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:42 PM): “About the sword-weilding pop-star tranny?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:48 PM): “The Incredible Fighting Gaga?”
THISPARTYISNSFW (5:32:57 PM): “It’s aight.”
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Good Housekeeping!?
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:37:42 AM): That and the fact that she fucked someone from Wu Tang.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:37:46 AM): oh yeah!
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:37:47 AM): I was like, “Whhaaaa?”
tinainreallife (12:37:47 AM): I know.
tinainreallife (12:37:54 AM): I’ve been trying to get her to tell that story for weeks.
tinainreallife (12:38:01 AM): And she didn’t want to give details.
THISPARTYISNSFW (12:38:07 AM): Hahahaha, why would she not say who it is?
THISPARTYISNSFW [...]
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We don't discuss suns rising
[15:06] gochrisuniverse: i came up with the course title of our class
[15:06] gochrisuniverse: contemplative theory, 204 with prof. manibusan
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: UNGH
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: CONTEMPLATIVE THEORY, 204
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: W/ PROF. MANIBUSAN
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: “oh, where’s the campus?”
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: as far west as you can go
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: “why west?”
[15:07] gochrisuniverse: ’cause dawg, that’s where the sun sets
[15:07] THISPARTYISNSFW: Ain’t [...]
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105-1986
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: I love how GCU has 42 fans now.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: We need a million.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: Then we get the book deal.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: Then it’s private jets and champagne into the mother fucking sunset.
[15:04] THISPARTYISNSFW: Then we can be like
[15:05] THISPARTYISNSFW: “Yeah, Virgin America is pretty cool. When you’re not flying in Sunset One.”
[15:05] [...]
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Online-only course
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:34:23 AM): What’s your college’s name.
gochrisuniverse (11:34:32 AM): santa monica college
THISPARTYISNSFW (11:35:54 AM): I was gonna ask if they had a sunset class there, but neither of us are teachers, so the answer is obviously “I’m sorry, but Sunsetting 101 is currently a non-credit, online-only course available on gochris.universuni.com”
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John Stamos!?
[00:16:03] THISPARTYISNSFW: I like it.
[00:16:05] gochrisuniverse: it’s so elegant
[00:16:05] THISPARTYISNSFW: Super elegante.
[00:16:06] THISPARTYISNSFW: WHOA
[00:16:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: xB
[00:16:08] gochrisuniverse: xB
[00:16:10] gochrisuniverse: WHOA
[00:16:10] THISPARTYISNSFW: WHOA
[00:16:11] THISPARTYISNSFW: WHOA
[00:16:13] THISPARTYISNSFW: DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?
[00:19] THISPARTYISNSFW: That’s some time warp bullshit.
[00:20] gochrisuniverse: that was so ridiculous
[00:20] THISPARTYISNSFW: We said elegant, xB, and WHOA in sync.
[00:20] THISPARTYISNSFW: I felt like [...]
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Eiffel II
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: Which means Eiffel Tower in da back of a pickup.
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: I’m wearing a hard-hat.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: hahahaha
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: You’re eating a steak.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: and there’s coke on her back
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: And Ian is doing the line.
[22:08] gochrisuniverse: holy shit
[22:08] THISPARTYISNSFW: “I always wanted to do coke in Paris.”
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I like Sean Kingston
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: cute girl just had her earphones fall out
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: and some dumb ass shit was playing
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: and i said
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: JEEZ
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: and everyone looked at me but her
[18:31] gochrisuniverse: which is the opposite of what i wanted to happen
[18:31] thispartyisNSFW: What was it, Sean Kingston?
[18:32] gochrisuniverse: some fucking stupid music you’d [...]
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Intelligent irony
[16:23] thispartyisNSFW: I want to go out tonight in a crew neck/sweatpants outfit.
[16:23] thispartyisNSFW: Matching top and bottoms, of course.
[16:24] thispartyisNSFW: Because nothing says heinous like matching crew necks and sweatpants.
[16:24] thispartyisNSFW: But with a handsome face like mine?
[16:24] thispartyisNSFW: Maybe it says, “Intelligent irony.”
[16:25] thispartyisNSFW: It would be so sick to go out in [...]
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The Preposterous Period
thispartyisNSFW (10:05:04 AM): Preposterous? Ain’t nobody know what dat mean.
thispartyisNSFW (10:05:15 AM): Sound like a sauce tah me.
thispartyisNSFW (10:05:28 AM): Lemme get summadat preposter sauce.
gochrisuniverse (10:05:38 AM): sounds like an ancient time in history
gochrisuniverse (10:05:45 AM): the preposterous period
gochrisuniverse (10:05:51 AM): after the dinosaurs died
thispartyisNSFW (10:06:01 AM): That’s 2006-2007 when I was fat.
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Major lasers
[17:19] thispartyisNSFW: http://twitpic.com/p465pq
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: sfw?
[17:19] thispartyisNSFW: Nope.
[17:19] thispartyisNSFW: always NSFW.
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: pew
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: pew pew
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: *ducks behind bush*
[17:19] gochrisuniverse: pew pew
[17:20] thispartyisNSFW: LMAO
[17:20] gochrisuniverse: das jus me bein’ kewt
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Same damn time!
[17:11] thispartyisNSFW: The law of The Manibusan Ratio is as follows:
[17:12] thispartyisNSFW: The amount of chicks on your screen is inversely proportionate to the square of the chicks in your life.
[17:12] thispartyisNSFW: That’s some math shit fo dat ass.
[17:13] gochrisuniverse: xB
[17:13] thispartyisNSFW: xB
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Dear Diary,
thispartyisNSFW (3:34:52 PM): I’m layin’ here on my bed looking at these pictures on my stomach, feet in the air like a 16 year old girl writing in her diary.
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University of California, Hogwarts
[23:40] thispartyisNSFW: Yeah, her bod is fuckin retarded.
[23:41] thispartyisNSFW: What’s in those tits?
[23:41] thispartyisNSFW: Magic?
[23:41] thispartyisNSFW: Magic spells?
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Beijo! Whatever that means…
thispartyisNSFW (9:24:50 PM): From Brazil?
thispartyisNSFW (9:25:00 PM): Speaks Portuguese?
gochrisuniverse (9:28:38 PM): “e ai???? poxa quanto tempo! eu tava ai em agosto, nao sei quando volto agora. conta ai as novidades! beijo!”
thispartyisNSFW (9:28:46 PM): Da fuck
thispartyisNSFW (9:28:53 PM): She don kno how to spell
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Getting it, 105%
thispartyisNSFW (3:05:34 PM): Cause Tina couldn’t pinpoint what it was that separated us from every other dude that ever fantasizes about being rich.
thispartyisNSFW (3:06:06 PM): And I realized it was because a normal bro with big dreams stops at fancy cars and fancy women.
thispartyisNSFW (3:07:20 PM): Sunsetting is 30% the Ferrari, and 70% the wind that blows through [...]
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Let's get a book deal
thispartyisNSFW (3:43:54 PM): The more followers, the more people will choose to like and/or reblog things from us, which drives tumblarity, which increases exposure.
thispartyisNSFW (3:45:16 PM): Like, if we get the dude who runs itsfullofstars to reblog something from us, it shoots us way up in tumblarity.
thispartyisNSFW (3:45:34 PM): And God forbid the guy that runs fuckyeahtheuniverse reblogs [...]
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Lujon I
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:20 PM): Ooooohhhh babbbyyyyyy
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:32 PM): We left the party.
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:38 PM): Me, you, and the two girls.
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:39 PM): I said
thispartyisNSFW (5:38:53 PM): “Chris, call the driver. We’re taking the girls out on the boat.”
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:08 PM): And you pull out the Blackberry.
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:13 PM): And you’re all texting:
thispartyisNSFW (5:39:28 PM): “Louis, bring the car around. And make sure the drinks [...]
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Coming of age
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:35 PM): me and ian are gonna’ start a club once we’ve saved up enough money
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:38 PM): called club sunset
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:45 PM): it’s 80’s night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:09:46 PM): every night
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:10:03 PM): and we’ll have sunsets projected onto the walls at all times
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (10:10:11 PM): so that the entire night is a sunset
thispartyisNSFW (10:10:57 PM): I seriously just sat here, imagined [...]
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Lvl 39 – Warrior
thispartyisNSFW (9:51:53 PM): Did I tell you that I’m going to start giving you guys levels based on our friendship?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:07 PM): haha, you didn’t
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:09 PM): what’s my level?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:16 PM): break down my friendship stats
thispartyisNSFW (9:52:25 PM): That’s why I love you, Chris.
thispartyisNSFW (9:52:36 PM): No one else asked about their stats.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:42 PM): what’d i tell you, joe?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (9:52:44 PM): [...]
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I take it back. It sucks
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:09 PM): No, fuck that.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:11 PM): I take it back.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:13 PM): It sucks.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:18 PM): I can’t even read it.
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:24 PM): And what is that color?
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:25 PM): Salmon?
thispartyisNSFW (12:09:41 PM): I don’t even like fish.
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Nevermind
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:16:18 AM): this girl i know
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:16:33 AM): nevermind
thispartyisNSFW (12:16:43 AM): Yeah, nevermind.
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FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:02:01 AM): i wish she did porn
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:02:05 AM): but at the same time, i don’t
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (12:02:09 AM): because i wouldn’t be able to watch it
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:12 AM): I’m glad she doesn’t
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:17 AM): Cause she’d be all
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:53 AM): “Yeah! YEEAH! FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME! Yeah fuck that little pussy.”
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Busy beaver
[00:46] thispartyisNSFW: Sometimes I’m logged in on Facebook as Joel and don’t really realize it, even after looking at the picture.
[00:46] thispartyisNSFW: I kind of look at it and go, “Oh, that’s me. Post post post.”
[00:46] thispartyisNSFW: Then I’m like, “Who the fuck is Joel Marshi…oh.”
[00:47] thispartyisNSFW: Then I’m like “Delete delete delete.”
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GO, Chris U.! GO, Chris U.! GO!
thispartyisNSFW (3:14:52 PM): Cole and I are pissed that you have the best nickname.
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Social networks
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:01 AM): Dude, MySpace is like a social network for tombstones.
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:29 AM): It’s sad.
thispartyisNSFW (12:02:39 AM): Like, I thought up a skit today about MySpace and Facebook.
thispartyisNSFW (12:03:13 AM): Facebook is the ex high school geek and MySpace is the former jock.
thispartyisNSFW (12:03:50 AM): MySpace walks into a restaurant dressed in bum fashunz and sees a table with [...]
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Swine Flu II
thispartyisNSFW (11:50:47 PM): “Swine Flu Outbreak One Step Closer to Full Pandemic” – FOXNews.com
thispartyisNSFW (11:50:50 PM): Give me a fucking break.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:51:10 PM): they need to update me on AIDS and shit
thispartyisNSFW (11:51:26 PM): Yeah man, tell me which motherfuckers have AIDS.
thispartyisNSFW (11:51:32 PM): I don’t give a fuck about no swine flu.
thispartyisNSFW (11:51:43 PM): You know how to get rid [...]
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"Grants for Boners" Intiative
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:24:02 PM): so this chick, right?
thispartyisNSFW (11:24:12 PM): Right.
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:24:31 PM): there’s really no story
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:24:56 PM): but that sam rockwell movie, moon, looks gooooooooooood
thispartyisNSFW (11:25:21 PM): The preview for that I did not see.
thispartyisNSFW (11:25:30 PM): apple.com/trailers?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:25:50 PM): i dunno
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (11:25:51 PM): i youtubed it
thispartyisNSFW (11:25:52 PM): OH SHIT FOR REAL
thispartyisNSFW (11:26:05 PM): It is the near future. Astronaut Sam Bell is [...]
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How's Singapore?
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:28:20 PM): c’mon, you know you want to
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (1:28:23 PM): ask me how singapore is
thispartyisNSFW (1:29:17 PM): Eh
thispartyisNSFW (1:29:25 PM): I don’t really care about your life.
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It's just Skynet
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:16:58 PM): could be a virus for all i know
thispartyisNSFW (7:17:16 PM): Oh, no.
thispartyisNSFW (7:17:20 PM): It’s just Skynet
thispartyisNSFW (7:17:28 PM): end2kthx
GOCHRISUNIVERSE (7:17:41 PM): lol, isnt that from terminator or something?
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:03 PM): Oh man, I’m gonna pretend like I’m not talking to you, but to someone much younger instead.
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:07 PM): This way I won’t explode.
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:19 PM): Hey Timmy.
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:19 PM): “Yeah?”
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:27 PM): You know wassup wit Skynet?
thispartyisNSFW (7:18:33 PM): “No mister. What’s [...]
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Straight up racist